The Shovel

[Xahmen]

This, this here is a shovel.
Nothin' fancy, just a shovel.

Stop crying, it's makin' yer' makeup run.

Anyways, this is a shovel.
This baby is the culmination of two simple tools: the wedge and the lever.
Ya' see, this head is a wedge, and the pole presses against the ground and acts like a lever.

b***h, I ********' told you to stop crying.
Geez, common curtesy not to interupt a man when.. He's... Talking...
Now look what ya' made me do!
Ah' well, that s**t'll come out with bleach.

So back to what I was sayin'.
This.
Is.
A.
Shovel.
We use it to dig.
You'd be suprised what you can dig up with one of these things.
Hell, I done dug up a box the other day, had a little rat skeleton in'it an' all.

You know what?
How's 'bout I break your damn jaw so yu'll stop making that racket?
Hold still.  

[Sors]

I find it interesting that I post a story about girl taking out guy and you post a story that in fact is somewhat the reason why I post the story about the girl taking out the guy.
Does that make sense?
No? Oh well. xD

 

[Voxxx]

I don't know what you call it, but the way your characters talk make them really realistic. In fact, it sounds just like my uncle... xd  

[KirbyVictorious]

My interpretation: he's insane and the girl was already dead.

*shrug*

Nice though.

Chi...WHICH UNCLE? O.o  

[Voxxx]

You haven't met him. He doesn't get out much.  

[KirbyVictorious]

Holy crap.  

[Oukow]

I don't know why, but when I read this I get the feeling that the guy is trying to teach the girl how to kill a baby with a shovel. 0-0;  

[Tak-Jak]

Hmm.. The yu'll seems like a typo more so then a part of the pronoucment of your dialogue.