"So.....Do you have any.....fours?" <.<:
"Go fish...."
*sighs*
"Do you have any nines?"
"AH HA! GO FISH, BISH! I AIN"T GOT YO DISH!"
O_o; "Oh....Okay...." <.<;
"...." *fwish*
*looks around* "Did you just here a....fwish...?"
"Uh....." O_o;; "No... Stop, please with the rhyming...."
"I wasn't trying to rhyme that time...."
"...." *scurries*
"Wait.....I just heard a scurry......"
"Ya, me too...."
*silence*
"We heard that too, Kristine...." <.<;
"Uh.....Happy....erm....New Year...?"
".....Soooo.....We in the New Year's goals, or something?"
"Er.....Ya....Writing more is one of them, so I guess that means you too....!"
"....."
"....."
"I'll give you a cookie if you forgive me!?"
"...."
"...."
"Gimme! I forgive you!" *tackles*
"GWAH!" x-X; *hands cookie*
*munches on cookie*
*sighs*
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*mu--*
"This cookie is old and stale! D<"
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*mu--*
"This cookie is old and stale! D<"
*gives other cookie*
*munches* "Mm, thanks...!"
"uh...Where'd Ark go? She just...left..." <.<;
"Oh, she went to go get ropes and pointy sporks that way we could torture you into writing with us more....."
"Oh....Okay...."
"Yep....So....Um....HAppy New Year?"
"meh...Currently I don't care for some reason...."
"Yeah, I agree. It's okay....."
"Now, I'm going to hafta put an EIGHT! instead of a seven...It'll take a year to get use to, but then, when that year is up....It'll be too late to write an EIGHT, we'll hafta right NINE....!"
"Unless we all die from global warming first....."
*this is not a subliminal message* GO DONATE YOUR MONEY TO SOME PLACE THAT HELPS AMINALS AND DRIVE A BICYCLE AND......GIVE KRISTINE A BAZOOKA FOR.............BEAVER DAY....? *end of the not subliminal message message*
*notsubl*insert annoyingly long word here* Give ME the Bazooka *end*
*huge monkey/spider/t-rex/bubble gum monster thing comes out of nowhere and almost steps on Kra and me*
"OH MY GOD!?"
"OH MY GOD!?"
"What?"
"Did....Did...Did you just s....Did you just say that you guys were going to torture me?" O_o;
"No...." <.<;
"Oh, okay.... =3"
"Ya....." <.<;; Damn, that girl is taking long!
"....? Dude, what was that?"
"What was what?"
"I just heard your thoughts..."
"Uh...huh...."
"No, I did, I swear, A thought bubble came outa nowhere....."
"Uh....huh.... Ya know, first you pulled the 'Star, dances, star thing, and now thought bubbles? You're crazy..."
".....I am no--"*murf noises*
*ties Kristine's arm together and tapes mouth* "um....Okay, I tied her up, now what?"
"We sell her on EBAY!!!!!"
0-0;
"For how much...?"
".....Hm.....A.... quarter?"
"....Hm....No.... We need to try to get some more profit..."
"Dudet, who the hell is going to buy her for more than a quarter!?"
"Eh....good point...."
;~; *murf*
"Sahddup!" D< *pokes with pointy spork*
"Hey....Crap face, Why not we ask them...? " >.>;
"Ask who...?" *stares at awesome guild members* "oh, ya I see 'em..... OH MY GOD! SOME OF THEM LOVE COOOKIES! KRISTINE GET YOUR CONFETTI I NEED TO DANCE!"
*murf* ><;
*watches as Kra drags Kristine to her feet and dances in confetti* "Well um.... Hi....Weird...Internet...freaks...I MEAN! People.... Uh.... If you want to buy Kristine or something for a quarter...or more... Uh...You can email us at Ark_and_Kra@Yahoo.com or hey, why not just...talk to us...? I get bored... "*sighs*
"PLEASE! DEAR LORD! JUST TALK TO ME! I'M, GOING CRAZY WITH KRA AND THIS GIRL! I NEED COMMON SENSE!...... *ahem* Ya....alright...um....Happy new year...?"
*murf* ;~;
