Ok, so three men are at the gates to heaven. The angel at the gates tells the first man, he was nice and asked for forgiveness a lot, so he got a Cadillac. The next man was mean, but still tried to apologize, so the angel gave him a used car. The third man was a total bully, so he got a skateboard. Now, the bully was going through heaven and saw the man with the Caddilac on the curb of the road and he asked what was wrong the man said:
"I just saw my wife go by on a skateboard!"