The swickedest animal that ever lived.

[Ozraptor]

So today, i was at a bookstore looking for some books, when i came across a book about the jungle. I flipped throughout the pages, and found this.


THE JESUS CHRIST LIZARD.

No joke. This lizard can 'walk' on water. I thought this was funny and though i should share it with you.  

[caustic 0_0]

I think there is an evolution joke here somewhere.  

[WritelySo]

Further proof that Jesus was a cold-blooded, reptilian monster-man.  

[Daffodil the Destroyer]

Is it really called that or does it have a more normally used name? XD

I guess Jesus must've been good at manipulating the water's surface tension. XDDDDDDD  

[hagane danbira]

Daffodil the Destroyer

Is it really called that or does it have a more normally used name? XD

I guess Jesus must've been good at manipulating the water's surface tension. XDDDDDDD

Actually, it's called the "frilled lizard," and it mostly lives in Australia.

Now I have two walking on water theories:
1) Jesus was a ninja.
2) Jesus was a giant frilled lizard in a human suit.  

[Kidrahs]

hagane danbira

Daffodil the Destroyer

Is it really called that or does it have a more normally used name? XD

I guess Jesus must've been good at manipulating the water's surface tension. XDDDDDDD

Actually, it's called the "frilled lizard," and it mostly lives in Australia.

Now I have two walking on water theories:
1) Jesus was a ninja.
2) Jesus was a giant frilled lizard in a human suit.

Or... he was a Giant Ninja Lizard Man! domokun  

[WritelySo]

Or he was a complete fiction, and therefore able to do anything.  

[Kidrahs]

WritelySo

Or he was a complete fiction, and therefore able to do anything.

Or that. But it is a damn cool lizard, despite the name.  

[Erutangis]

WritelySo

Or he was a complete fiction, and therefore able to do anything.

Yes, as opposed to non-fictional Giant Ninja Lizard Men.  

[Daffodil the Destroyer]

hagane danbira

Daffodil the Destroyer

Is it really called that or does it have a more normally used name? XD

I guess Jesus must've been good at manipulating the water's surface tension. XDDDDDDD

Actually, it's called the "frilled lizard," and it mostly lives in Australia.

Now I have two walking on water theories:
1) Jesus was a ninja.
2) Jesus was a giant frilled lizard in a human suit.

It must be number two; Mythbusters had a ninja episode where they busted all sorts of ninja myths, including the waterwalking one. xp  

[hagane danbira]

Daffodil the Destroyer

hagane danbira

Daffodil the Destroyer

Is it really called that or does it have a more normally used name? XD

I guess Jesus must've been good at manipulating the water's surface tension. XDDDDDDD

Actually, it's called the "frilled lizard," and it mostly lives in Australia.

Now I have two walking on water theories:
1) Jesus was a ninja.
2) Jesus was a giant frilled lizard in a human suit.

It must be number two; Mythbusters had a ninja episode where they busted all sorts of ninja myths, including the waterwalking one. xp

neutral You guys really are aware that I was making a joke, right?  

[Daffodil the Destroyer]

Um... can't you tell I'm making a joke on top of yours? XD  

[deactivatedfedcba]

Haha, someone was having fun there.

hagane danbira

1) Jesus was a ninja.

...great. Now all I can think about is exactly what that means for the ninja-pirate war. xD  

[Arios V]

I've actually seen these things walk (more like run) on water. It's actually pretty cool and they can move pretty damn fast.