Nonsense.

[marquis27]

I'm bored and want to post random stuff. so this is a place where people can join me in my venture to post randomness....

random story #0

...and so the man walked through the forest only to find a bear cornered by a rock wall growling like a mad fien at the lonely hiker. "at least im not inbetween it and it's kid" says the hiker, when suddenly he looks over his shoulder and see a cute little baby cub of a bear. "ahh im scre..." his words are cut short as he is mauled by the furious mother bear. the man lay bloody and beaten in a dry creek, bed. Mama bear walks off with her kid looking back at the hiker "the soup hot enough for you a*****e?" she says and walks away.

(feel free to add other random nonsense to this story)  

[iZann]

The hiker’s friend walked to his body,
“Oi, what the hell happened to you?” And kicked his head hard. When the head fell off, the hiker’s friend (named…Sam?) walked away, following the bear’s trail. When he got to Mama bear, he pulled out two AK-47s and fired 20 rounds at Mama bear. Mama bear died with multiple bullet wounds. The baby bear stared at Sam with innocent puppy eyes…  

[iZann]

((Since no one’s posting, I shall spam this. RAWR. POST PEOPLE))  

[iHuntur]

RAWR BACK I WIN IN YOUR FACE BOI HAHAHAHAHA  

[iZann]

Little baby cub leaps at Huntur and claws him in the face.
“MUHAHAHAHAHA” <--yes the bear can laugh XD  

[HaseoXform]

Hi everybody  

[Eris5]

baby bears eyes shoot laserbeams at hikers friend and implodes him. A girl does somersalts and flips herself off a cliff. Two fine tree's break her fall as she lands in a pile of jabberwockies.

(YAY FOR BEING RANDOM)  

[iZann]

((Yay for randomness!!!))

A jaguar prowls silently among the trees, his eyes focused on the girl in front of him. He suddenly pounced onto the girl and bit down on her shoulder...
baby bear suddenly draws a light sabre and flails it around (...wtf?)  

[Kit Joukai Heyaza]

((time to show yall randomness.....))

A monk walked slowly into the forest. "eh he he he he.." Letting of and old a hoarse laugh he raised his head. His teeth were black and moldy with infection. Smiling he spoke like a rat. "The gates are open.....You wil all bow down before.." suddenly he tapped the ground with his staff and a gigantivc door way opend. It exploded with light and a mutltitude of cretures flowed out. "..THE CREATURES OF IMAGINATION LAND!!!! gO FOURTH AND TAKE WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY YOUR!!!!!" Opening his arms wide he smiled as a man bear pig walked by. An array of deformed animals roamed the earth kiling all humans that dared to dream them up. It was a sight to behold. humanity crumbling under the weight of its.......Imagination....  

[iZann]

((I'll show you mine then XD))

A gallant knight riding on a great black horse galloped out from the opposite side, straight at the monk and his...creatures.
"The prophecy has decreed that the world will be saved by only one...a BEAR!!" He pointed at the baby cub holding a light sabre. The baby bear begins to poke the creatures with his green sabre,
"Ehehehehe this is fun..." He giggled as he drooled. Will our world be saved by this puny bear, or will it be doomed?  

[Kit Joukai Heyaza]

Just the luke skywalker appeared with a light sabre of his own. Runing forward he cut the horse in half and using the force made the gallant knight fo flying away. "Should have had a v8.." Luke said as darth vader brought out his light sabre. Luke and vader then began an epic battle. Swiging their lightsabers at one another as the worlds sky started to crack and crumble. the world they knew was just a tv program. their entire life was a lie.

((O_O What if this really happend?..))  

[NoBoby112112121]

(XD)
Suddenly Chuck Norris appears and creates a light that temporarily blinds every one and Rick Ashton comes and sings his song and temporarily deafens everyone and then multiple clones of the pink and the blue unicorns (from Charlie The Unicorn)come up in a stampede shouting merrily "Charly!! Zeeeeeeeee!! Rrrrrriiiicccckkk AAAssshhhhtttoonnn!!!Bbbrrrrrrriiiidddddge!!!!Candy mountain, Candy mountain!!! Mmmmmmm spleeen ^^!!! THE LETTER Y CHARLY MMMM YESS!!SYRUP!CHARLIE SYRUP!!! THE LETTER Y IS SLURPY AND SYRUPLY!!! DELICIOUS LIMBS!! YAYZNESSNES!! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!"
THEN!!!!EVERYONE EXPLODES!!!!!!!!!!(AFTER THEY SUNG EVERY SONG FROM EVERY CHARLIE THE UNICORN EVER MADE.)

THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! twisted
xd