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Well, every night after school, Elswood and I get togethher, and make up a setting for us to have a Noah rp session. It's always a great time. XD Below is one of our first: The Noah Family Picnic. If it's too hardcore/cracked up/scary, then please, by all means delete it. There's no sex, but it's still pretty wierd. So... read, if you want. ^^
At the Noah family picnic... Earl: Try some of the potato salad, boys. It’s simply potatoes and mayonnaise masked together. It’s delicious~! He hands them the salad bowl. David reaches in with his hands. Tyki: Here, use a spoon, you heathen. David: I don’t need no spoon! He throws it into the woods. Earl: That was MY GOOD CHINA. Jasdevi: Sorry, master… ^^U David eats the potato salad and promptly gags. Tyki: Wonderful. Earl: Oh, well… you’ll like the pie I’ve baked~! Earl hands Jasdevi some pie. J: *sticks his hand into the pie and shoves the food into his mouth, which is rather hard with it being all sewen up.* Tyki watches in disgust. Road eggs them on. "Go, guys, eat it!" D: Lemme have some of that. *takes pie from his brother* Tyki: Oh, dear, here we go... D: *smashes his face into the pie.* Tyki: Lovely, David. Road laughs hysterically. Earl: Huhuhu… D: *throws the empty pie tin on the ground when he is done eating* Tyki: O_O D: "That was pretty good." J: "yeah." Earl: Vety Good~! Tyki: Erm, I'm not quite hungry at all, to be honest, master... Tyki mumbles:n Not after that display... D: "Eat something Tyki, or are you anorexic?" J: hehee! Tyki: No, I'm just not a glutton. Tyki: Unlike two naughty little brats I know. D: Skin? Skin: "What? I'm eating here!" J: shuttup ya fatass. Skin shoves some sugar packets meant for coffee in hids mouth. Skin: YOU talked to ME, filthy brats! J: I'm not dirty, and took a shower before we left. : Skin: ...Who're you calling filthy?! D: Tyki. Tyki ...(Not responding) D: I don't feel so well... Tyki: I'm not surprised. D-* falls over, grabbing stomach* J: Are you ok David? : Road: "Oh, no, mommy, help!" Earl: What's wrong, poppet~? D: * stands back up* "I’m fine." * vomits* Tyki stares at the puddle on the grass. Tyki: "Great." D: Now I feel way better. : Road: Oh, good! D: I wish we had more pie. I thought I wouldn't be able to play with anyone, if you all got sick! Tyki: The last thing we need is more pie! J: But the pie was good. D: yeah it was well. Tyki facepalms, and murmurs: "I'm going to use the... er, tree." He walks away behind a tree. Jasdevi: *sneak up behind Tyki* Tyki: “Those brats are driving me absolutely... nuts?!" Jasdevi: "BOO!" Tyki: AGH! GET OUT OF HERE, YOU TWO!!! Tyki: You nasty little perverts! What are you doing?! D: Were you pissing? Tyki: I needed to-- Tyki: Why are you both here?! Tyki: GET OUT! J: What, do you dislike me? Tyki hastily pulls up his pants, and zips them with a scowl. Tyki: When you sneak up on me while I use the tree, yes. J: "I thought you loved us!" Tyki sighs. D: w'ere your family, ya jerk! Tyki: We are family, but that doesn't mean we're... THAT close. D: It's not like I wanna see yer d**k. Tyki: Let’s not discuss it... And it's an indication that you do, when you sneak up behind me. D: What's an indication? Tyki: ...When my pants are down. Tyki: No, it's-- Agh, just go back to the blanket. J: Aren't ya gonna piss? Tyki: I DID. Thank you, for asking. J: EWWWW! D; stop talkin' about pissing, Tyki. Tyki says nothing, and strides back to the blanket, in a horrid mood.
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