Grant A Wish

[iZann]

O_o

Ric: Granted, but your girlfriend tries parkouring on a 30 story building, fell off and died a horrible death XP

I wish I can have a perfect score in my IB (MAJOR exam) XD  

[3Rton]

((i love parkouring.... it killed my girlfriend..... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, okay now i know that if i get girlfriend i will never let her do anything more serious than aerobics xDD))

Zann granted, but on the same day the building where they store the exam result get burned and nothing is left to prove your succes.

I wish that i could have lived in feudal japan!  

[iZann]

NOOOOOOOO!!!
LMFAO arrobics xD One more, two more...

Ric granted, but the feudal lords decides to have a massacre to test out a new sword and orders everyone in the area to have their heads chopped off XD  

[theholyest]

I wish the evil voices in my head to go away (they keep wanting me to kill people.......i'm not crazy!)  

[x InfinityOrion x]

The evil voices in your head go away, but now it's so quiet in your head, you go crazy and kill everyone anyway.

I wish no one will grant my wish... (beat that guys XP)  

[3Rton]

Not granted!!!
Everyone will grant your every wish until he day you die!!

I whish that earth would start to rotate to other direction!!  

[x InfinityOrion x]

damn....

The earth rotates, but now time is in reverse, and eventually dinosaurs rule the earth and kill us all.

I wish pokey-manz was real!!  

[lenon01]

Granted, but pikachu kills you with a high-voltage burst.

I wish I could rule the world!  

[Dripples]

Granted, but since you gained so much power, you went crazy and your head exploded

I WISH A TOY DOLL would come to life and be my friend  

[x InfinityOrion x]

Granted, but it became too much of a friend and raped you in your sleep.

I wish I could read minds...  

[iZann]

Granted, but when you walk down the street you hear so many voices and you go crazy. Eventually you become insane and kill everyone you see.

I wish I could enter the pokemon world and become a trainer.
Growlithe <3  

[theholyest]

Granted, but you get trapped in your own pokeball and sufficate to death.

I wish i had super regeneration (heal any wound in less than a millisecond.....), and could NEVER go crazy.......