Funny stuff I've never considered before!

[smoliver]

This is just random stuff I thought about today which I think would be funny to see! Join in or comment if you wish!

~ A posh person with a farmers accent
~ A scottish chav
~ A person dressed as the grim reaper knocking on an old persons door
~ A duck moon walking

Anything else???  

[my dog ate my sanity]

The mental picture elicited by the last one made me laugh. I'm pretty sure it would be amazing. Only slightly less amazing than a Platypus moonwalking.