Hello, I'm a Noob and I like Resident Evil

[Alkaizer87]

Ok.....it was fine until she gets to t;he Leon and chronicles part....Geez .....even the dayreaming part was creepy. Anyways, finally Canas! If oyu remember I have zombies to feed. I've been feedingthem that vegetarian meat stuff.....what? I like vegetarian stuff....anyways. I can finally do this old tradition.*presses button. the seat launches noob into a crowd of zombies.* wow look at them go....wait didn't I jsut see a zombie eat another zombiea while ago? Is my vegetarian meatthat bad, that they even want to eat each other?*sighs* well my doctor says I need meat anyways, I lack iron. Well pig liver here I come.  

[Canas Renvall]

kmart13

i played resident evil4 for 4 years so i know how to make a butt load
of money and find cool wepons and stuff

No way! Like, awesome!  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

That person brings horrible horrible shame to the name K-Mart.  

[Vankala]

Do tell...I'm kinda curious.... ninja  

[UmbraGallus]

Vankala

Do tell...I'm kinda curious.... ninja

^This. razz  

[Alkaizer87]

Double that ^ and....
Seriosuly what's this about RE4? I'm sorry butt you must be mistaken. There is no RE4 and if there was I dont think that someone named Leon would be in there. I mean I've seen Leon in RE2, but 4? Nope....I know! You must be talking about Stranger said. Let me correct you Stranger his name is Peon Sexing Kid'sknee. That child molester has issues, and that is why if you like this fake RE4 so much you must like him too. Also if him so much you will be rejected. We don't let people who like child molesters inside, so if you like him that must mean you're a child molester too.*press ejecting button.* Hm....that's strange it won't work...Oh wait...that's right this of for non-molesters. Ah here it is.*presses the eject molesters button. The noob is then launched into a crowd of adult zombies.* Well that'll keep the zombie children safe.  

[Rerun18]

Ha ha ha Powned Noob  

[NotteRequiem]

Thee Stranger

S. Kennedy.

I just seriously, I just... ********' hate Leon. I just got into it with my brother over RE4 the other day on his birthday.

It might be sick, but I absolutely love fighting about RE4. When someone discovers that I like RE, they automatically thuink I loved it. When I tell them I didn't, and then subsequently go into the reasons why, their face goes from eek to gonk to sweatdrop .

But all that aside, I'd love to know!  

[Canas Renvall]

Pirate Zombie Hunter

ive only played a little bit of RE4, i have played RE5 like crazy and
it is my favorite mostly because it is the only one i have fully
played. i beat it over and over and almost had infinite ammo for all
weapons. im sorry to say i used the rotten egg dupe glitch...but hey
infinite moneys awesome. i have not got the new expansion for it yet
but it looks awesome and i did buy the versus. waste of my money
really. but i would really like to be part of this guild and i am a
true fan of the series

This is less one of those that makes me laugh, and more makes me angry. It's people like this who are ******** the series over. "I'm a true fan... oh I've only played 4 and 5 btw." -_-  

[il Kaori li]

Canas Renvall

Pirate Zombie Hunter

ive only played a little bit of RE4, i have played RE5 like crazy and
it is my favorite mostly because it is the only one i have fully
played. i beat it over and over and almost had infinite ammo for all
weapons. im sorry to say i used the rotten egg dupe glitch...but hey
infinite moneys awesome. i have not got the new expansion for it yet
but it looks awesome and i did buy the versus. waste of my money
really. but i would really like to be part of this guild and i am a
true fan of the series

This is less one of those that makes me laugh, and more makes me angry. It's people like this who are ******** the series over. "I'm a true fan... oh I've only played 4 and 5 btw." -_-

gonk

So am I the only one who wants to slam people
like this faces into the ground? Preferably in front of
Mr. X or just thrown them at a yawn...

These....
"KILL KILL KILL. HURR HURR." games really kill the series.

 

[Biohazard EXTREME]

il Kaori li

gonk

So am I the only one who wants to slam people
like this faces into the ground? Preferably in front of
Mr. X or just thrown them at a yawn...

These....
"KILL KILL KILL. HURR HURR." games really kill the series.

Well, as you can see from this thread, no, no, you're not the only one who wants to slam people like this into the ground.  

[il Kaori li]

Haha.
Wanted to be sure
cx

 

[Alkaizer87]

Canas Renvall

Pirate Zombie Hunter

ive only played a little bit of RE4, i have played RE5 like crazy and
it is my favorite mostly because it is the only one i have fully
played. i beat it over and over and almost had infinite ammo for all
weapons. im sorry to say i used the rotten egg dupe glitch...but hey
infinite moneys awesome. i have not got the new expansion for it yet
but it looks awesome and i did buy the versus. waste of my money
really. but i would really like to be part of this guild and i am a
true fan of the series

This is less one of those that makes me laugh, and more makes me angry. It's people like this who are ******** the series over. "I'm a true fan... oh I've only played 4 and 5 btw." -_-

Ok i back form the land of zombies. I brought some stuff, like the t-virus vial, the antidote, and also the one...*looks at the entry.* Oh good, the new cerberus I jsut brought in can eat some noobs right about now.a Also one more thing, STOP CALLING YOURSELF A TRUE FAN! Go through all of the RE games starting form the original version, not the stupid umbrella chronicles stories. Pelase no I will personally bring you back from hell jsut to fling you into the cerberus den again if you do that. Speaking of flinging.*presses ejection button.* Hmm....I should adjust how much springing is involved I accidentally over shot that ejection. oh well the cerberus are fast they can run over there to get their meal if they're so desperate.