Alter Ego

[Zephyrkitty]

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It's a text-based life simulator game. Go nuts.  

[Waynebrizzle]

The first time I played this I was abducted as a child.  

[The Betgirl]

oierraoehaoehg

i'm so playing this I am an amazing baby 8D  

[dragn99]

The last stage of life makes me sad...

I had an awesome life! Then it all went to s**t.
I dun wanna get old Y_Y  

[Supersephiroth7]

XD this game is awesome. I died during a surgery that wasn't all that risky  

[5ir Psycho 5exy]

"A potentially romantic moment becomes light. I guess you wanted it that way."

My life is turning out kinda sad. There's nowhere near enough lewd situations.

OHHH

You have to click the ICONS.

No wonder I don't have a boyfriend or a job. I was just following the event tree. xd THERE we go. Now I'm sexing it up.

EDIT: I joined the Mile High Club in old age. That's the creepiest yet awesomest thing I've never done.

EDIT AGAIN: OH WHAT

I DIED TAKING A <******** THAT. THAT'S ******** GAY.

BACK ******** IT DOESN'T WORK

FUUUUUCK

I'M RESETTIN'  

[Owwin]

You are behaving yourself very nicely today. This is one of those experiences that your grandma will always remember. You have just become one of her favorite grandchildren, and will be rewarded handsomely later in life. This can help if you get yourself into a jam (which you undoubtedly will). <******** YES  

[l-Kathulu-l]

I quit, but Im gonna start again.  

[Paper Sonic]

Man, this is addictive...  

[l-Kathulu-l]

I let like all my friends die. 4 died in a horrible accident, one fell off a rock, and one killed himself.  

[l-Kathulu-l]

I just adopted a little baby girl and then I fell asleep and died. I'm sad now.  

[gutterball29]

I love this game!
-I got an old man erection at a naturist club.. xd