The Five Most Disturbing Animals On Earth

[Keeskee]

http://community.atom.com/Post/The-5-Most-Disturbing-Animals-On-Earth-Vol-IV/03EFBFFFF0182C7B8000800B4D02B

Read this, bitches.

I heart elbow squid.  

[l-Kathulu-l]

I want a Will Smith Spider as a pet.  

[8Bit Jack]

Blanket octopus is bitchin'.

If this is a list of Most Disturbing Animals, why aren't humans listed?  

[Waynebrizzle]

I vote that the article be changed from "disturbing" to "awesome".  

[l-Kathulu-l]

Waynebrizzle

I vote that the article be changed from "disturbing" to "awesome".

Oh, but these aren’t normal claws, they’re actually made up of bone fragments: Odd spurs on the frog’s feet that break off when needed. Well, they don’t actually “break off” per se; it’s more like the frog flexes its muscles so ******** furiously hard that it shatters its own bones, shoves them through its feet, and then uses its own impaled limbs as weapons. Why? Because it’s ******** hardcore, that’s why. This entire species evolved just to tell you what pussies those other, non-self-stigmatized-gladiator amphibians really are.


Oh my God, I didnt see this.  

[Shuness]

I'm scared shitless of the bug ones thank you  

[Buddha_Cat]

Oh god, nightmare fuel. The Water Bug, that is.

The rest are awesome.  

[Tonberry Crunch]

The Squid, Spider, ******** BLANKET OCTOPUS, and HARDCORE HAIRY FROG Kick a**.


The Toe Biter is disgusting as ******** though.  

[WylrPnufh]

Instead of spraying ink, its defensive mechanism is to unfurl a massive, flowing, blood-red cape and fly dramatically about, scaring the s**t out of all the surrounding fish like the Dark Knight terrifies criminals. But there’s more! The Blanket Octopus has also evolved immunity to one of the deadlier creatures in its domain, the Portugese Man O’War Jellyfish, but the Blanket Octopus doesn't exactly take a “live and let live” attitude towards this immunity; it takes full advantage of it, by ripping off the jellyfish’s poisonous tentacles and then using them as weapons against other sea creatures.



That's right: It rips off the arms off of a deadly predator and then uses them as poison-whips against its ******** ME ONE  

[Owwin]

WylrPnufh

Instead of spraying ink, its defensive mechanism is to unfurl a massive, flowing, blood-red cape and fly dramatically about, scaring the s**t out of all the surrounding fish like the Dark Knight terrifies criminals. But there’s more! The Blanket Octopus has also evolved immunity to one of the deadlier creatures in its domain, the Portugese Man O’War Jellyfish, but the Blanket Octopus doesn't exactly take a “live and let live” attitude towards this immunity; it takes full advantage of it, by ripping off the jellyfish’s poisonous tentacles and then using them as weapons against other sea creatures.



That's right: It rips off the arms off of a deadly predator and then uses them as poison-whips against its ******** ME ONE

I agree. Blanket Octopus beats the ******** out of everything else on that list.  

[Al Torrenz]

We should capture some of those blanket octopi and put advertisings on them.

Also we need mascots.  

[Tonberry Crunch]

ChaosTorrent

We should capture some of those blanket octopi and put advertisings on them.

Also we need mascots.

I'll get the Poke Balls!  

[Keeskee]

BATMAN OF THE SEEEEA.

I was actually discussing this with my friend Emily, though, and we had a thought:

Someone needs to genetically engineer the elbow squid to have batopus' wicked cape-thing. It would be like a ******** ALIEN AMBASSADOR. So badass.

Elbow squid is still my favourite.  

[Trenn Flashkill]

That spider is KOS for me. Spring loaded giraffe neck on a god damned spider. What the s**t, God. What the s**t.