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yo momma's so fat that when she jumped for joyy she got stuck yo momma's so cheesy when she sat on a loonie four quarters came out of her yo momma's so fat when she put on high heels they became flip-flops yo momma's so weird her breast milk is kool-aid yo momma's so hairy half of my hair is on her titties

Little Johnny's at it again..... A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself


Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. 'What's the matter?' asked Little Johnny. 'Giving up?


The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, 'Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?' Little Johnny quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!


Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. 'Yes,' said the policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to capture him. 'Little Johnny asked, 'Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture ?'



Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses,I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.' Johnny, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom


If you have $5 and chuck Norris has $5 he has more money than you
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents for listening to songs

i need money, and here are some cvomments from the mentally distubed and mentally challenged: 1. dont breath through plastic cups, 2. bowling pins hurt, 3.do not eat barbed wire, 4. its important to moon police, 5. muffins make me smile, 6. r u laughing?, 7. donuts can be circle, 8. its not good to eat paste, 9. dont try to swallow a matress, 10. do not feed dog shampoo to youre neighbors fish, 11. do not try to eat the worm on a fishing pole to spiet fish, 12. do not yell hey stupid at a dinosaur, 13. do not eat muffin wrappers, 14.are you still lauging, or laughing yet?, 15. do not eat cellphones. if you fallow all these ruels you do not quallify as stupid or mentaly disturbed, so go out and be the best non ignorant person you can be!