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ok yo moma so fat when she jumped mount everest she got stuck
yo moms so fat shes the whole family
yo moma so ungly when she went into a striper club every one left
yo moma so ugly she she won the most ugliest moma in the world
yo moma so fat she went in a elevator and pressed up but she went down
yo moma so stupid she walk over a bus and said *thats a big pebbel*

ur mommaz brest milk is so fake that brest feedz like this surprised oo
^ the dust

ok ok these r soooooooooo funny
ur mom is so fat she has to wear 2 differnt watches for 2 diffrent time zones
ur mom is so fat she walked infront of the tv and i missed a 5 hr marathon
ur mopm is so skinnie she fell through a side walk crack
ur mom is so hairy when she gave berth to u they thought u were chubucca
ur mom is so hairy when she gave berth to u u got rug burn

OMG I'm totally going with u to watch i'll bring the drinks(talking about ur sig)
Yo Mama is so stupid that she had to climb over a glass wall just to see what was on the other side
Yo Mama is so stupid that when someone said that it was chili outside she got a bowl and spoon
Yo Mama is so fat that she ran after our school bus yelling STOP THAT TWINKIE!
Yo Mama is so fat that she fell over on the beach green peace tried to push her into the ocean
Yo Mama is so fat that when she walked into sea world all the whales started singing we are family even though ur fatter then me!