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once upon a time in a far far land wait wait wait you think this is gonna be one of those knight storys don't you well your wrong on so many levels and so am iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. there once was kings man or knight named sir gas alot and a king named king glutias maxsamas the 3.one day the king sent sir gas alot on a journey to dafeat the terrible dragon of doom. when he got there he tried and tried to kill him and sir gas alot fell droped his sword but one last loud gas came out *brrbbffffffffffffff*the dragon fell and died. then sir gas alot got up and yelled SAFTEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





lol you thought this was gonna be a scary storrie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cute for a joke that uses puns as main humoristic device. Here's a good joke I heard:

A dude wanted to buy a farm and the farm owner took him around the entire farm and even took him to the outskirts where there were some honey bee's nests when the guy who wanted to buy the farm flipped out.
"I'm not buying the farm anymore!"
"Why not?"
"It has bees! I don't like bees, I'm afraid of them."
"But bees are good, they give honey, they give wax."
"I don't like bees, I'm not buying the farm!"
"Look let's make a deal. Get naked and I'll tie you to this tree. If come morning you'll have a single bee sting mark on your body I'll give you the farm for free."
"So be it."
The guy stripped and let himself be tied to the tree in all his naked glory. The next morning the farm owner came and found this guy looking spent, pale, tired, utterly exausted. Seeing him he said:
"Oh my! Did the bees sting you?"
"Suprisingly no."
"Then what happened to you?"
"Just out of curiosity, doesn't that calf over there have a mother???"