Taste The Rainbow

[aamiller321]

If I had figured it wouldn't I wouldn't have posted it. wink  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Any more funny jokes?  

[Moonracer]

Purple: *chuckles* Glad I could once again amuse my friends. ^_^ Seriously though I'm being truthful that woman was talking about Egos not Egg Rolls! Trying to find out the price of an order of Egg Rolls was liking trying to pull teeth. I think I did finally turn to her and say, "Listen lady I don't want no damn waffle I just want to know how much an order of Egg Rolls are." Her reply, "You want Ego?" Oi...anyway, other then that I really don't have much trouble understanding accents unless there is a lot of noise going on and I'm having one of those days were my attention span is the size of a gnat. sweatdrop

Dude: Hey, that's cool that means she's doing a good job. *snickers* Hey, glad you enjoyed the true story too.

Miller: I must agree with Dude I loved "So if you're in a hotel in Britain, and the concierge asks you if you want him to "knock you up" in the morning, don't punch him in the teeth." that line too. It amused me greatly. Yeah, you have a point. Cool you have a Russian accent??  

[aamiller321]

xwhateverxdudex

Any more funny jokes?

Nope, I'm dry.  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Moonracer: unfortunately I can't think of my own jobs.
(my brain can't think of anything original like that)

miller: dang, and I was hoping you could tell me more funny jokes  

[NeverMore42_6_6_6]

Dude: ... God hates me!! *laugh* Wait... that's not funny... neutral  

[xwhateverxdudex]

No it's not.

But that's no surprise.

Besides, I always think that if the world (never put god in this line - LOL) hates you, then hate it back, and you'll feel better.


I'm not particularly religeous, but one shouldn't take chances.  

[NeverMore42_6_6_6]

Dude... you missed the joke... sweatdrop But never mind... I guess my jokes will never be as good as miller's.  

[purpleravenhawk]

Dude is superstitious? eek  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Not superstitious per say...

Let's just say, I believe the line...
"better safe then sorry"  

[purpleravenhawk]

If it pertains to the supernatural or religion, in other words something unprovable, it's superstition.

–noun
1. a belief or notion, not based on reason or knowledge, in or of the ominous significance of a particular thing, circumstance, occurrence, proceeding, or the like.
2. a system or collection of such beliefs.
3. a custom or act based on such a belief.
4. irrational fear of what is unknown or mysterious, esp. in connection with religion.
5. any blindly accepted belief or notion.


No offense to anyone who believes. sweatdrop  

[NeverMore42_6_6_6]

Wow... we finally get a real dictionary answer from Purple.  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Allow me to explain... further.

At this point, half of it was causion, but the other half is just joking.
Basically, half the time, I'm just making fun of it.

I didn't realize that I could be called superstitious for that!  

[purpleravenhawk]

It's the caution part that makes it superstition. 3nodding  

[xwhateverxdudex]

If that makes me superstitious, then so be it.

Just don't go expecting me to avoid ladders, black cats, and spilled salt.