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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 4:13 pm
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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 10:21 am
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avatarthelastbloodspiller
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Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 1:01 pm
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Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 5:16 pm
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Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 12:01 pm
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An elderly man of about seventy entered a hotel with his newlywed wife, whom looked 20. They checked in, and went to their room. The next day, the man emerged, looking incredibly happy, trailed by his wife, whom looked as if she had seen a ghost. They sat at a table where they enjoyed a brief breakfast before he smiled at her, kissed her, and departed for work. A concerned hotel employee approached and said, "Ma'am, did he do anything bad to you? Whats wrong?" He looked up with horrified, glazed eyes. "For both the years we've dated, he's told me he's been saving up for 45 years. I thought he had meant money."
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Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 5:41 pm
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Caryas An elderly man of about seventy entered a hotel with his newlywed wife, whom looked 20. They checked in, and went to their room. The next day, the man emerged, looking incredibly happy, trailed by his wife, whom looked as if she had seen a ghost. They sat at a table where they enjoyed a brief breakfast before he smiled at her, kissed her, and departed for work. A concerned hotel employee approached and said, "Ma'am, did he do anything bad to you? Whats wrong?" He looked up with horrified, glazed eyes. "For both the years we've dated, he's told me he's been saving up for 45 years. I thought he had meant money."
OMG WOW THAT WAS AMAZING!!!! LMAO
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