DANE COOK

[DearGracie]

When I say that something...

Who here loves Dane Cook??? blaugh I think he is Hilarious, I even have him on my ipod xp

...I Wanna Hold Your Hand.

 

[yangu-roo]

"Hey, you fix that wall before my dad gets home. He'll beat me with a belt, he's not gonna beleive a gaint bowl of fruit punch came through here!"

"Oh yeah!"

"Oh no! Naughty naughty kool-aid!"

"...Oh yeah?"

"No, no"

"Oh yeah?"

"No"

one word. Epic. XD I love him too!  

[Ol-Kitty-lO]

DANE COOK!
Bahahahahahahhahahahahah. <3

KOOL AID MAN! Bahah, I LOVE that one. :3
"No no no. You FIX that wall before my dad gets home from work. He's gonna beat me with a belt, he's not gonna believe a talking bowl of fruit punch came in here. You stupid idiot. YEAH! Coming through the wall is real cool! Using the front door is cool. Don't touch me, you drink! Don't touch me, you giant beverage.You are sweating or condensating. I will kick you in the tights, and you will go down, your very top heavy."

Ooh, ooh! And Car Accident.
"Alright, why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing 80? WHY DID YOU STOP AT A RED LIGHT?!"

'You start looking at the damage, and looking back at each other. "Will you come and look at my damage with me, sir? Maybe if we look together.. some magic will happen."'

 

[iiGypsy_Jazz]

Burger king:

"Whopper! Whopper no onion!"
"Woah, chewbaca? I'm bleedin' from the ears here, let's calm down pacino."

lol, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jv6lmtVDxzo