Life is too short to be serious all the time so here are some jokes that will hopefully make you giggle.....
If a Witch practices on the beach, is she a Sandwich?
What's Wiccan, flies around, and makes honey?
The Blessed Bee!
What do you say to an angry witch?
Ribbit
What's the difference between a Pagan and a New Ager?
A decimal point. What you'll pay $300 to a New Age practitioner for, you can
get from the local Pagans for $30.
How do you tell a NewAge witch from a neoPagan Witch?
You throw them both in the water. The neoPagan Witch will float, whereas the
NewAge Witch will sink under the weight of all their (overpriced) crystals....
What happens when a Cerimonial Magician gets angry?
He goes Qua-ballistic.
xd
~ Midnight Moon ~
~ for pagans, wiccans and witches ~
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