Something fun I did with jesus.

[FuzzBall 005]

Me and my brosky were outside of a church waiting for the bus, and the church made us decide to talk about the virgin mary. well long story short, I called jesus a pore b*****d, some church goers got pissed, I told them I had a loophole that made it ok, they didnt have anything to say, either from my stupidity or my awesome smartyness.

What I told them was this

the actual definition of the word b*****d in the dictionary is...

1 : an illegitimate child
2 : something that is spurious, irregular, or of questionable origin

And the definition of illegitmate...

1 : not recognized as lawful offspring; specifically : born of parents not married to each other

Sooooooo...yep, you can call jesus a b*****d and it techincally isnt offensive.

LOOPHOLES ARE FUN!  

[Le Pere Duchesne]

Or, you could have been honest and said "What? You have a problem with my immortal soul going to hell?" Or more plainly... ignore them?  

[FuzzBall 005]

Gracchvs Robespierre

Or, you could have been honest and said "What? You have a problem with my immortal soul going to hell?" Or more plainly... ignore them?

That did cross my mind but where would be the FUN IN THAT!  

[B1g_crunch]

I've ALWAYS known Jesus to be a b*****d, but it's fun to see people's reactions, innit? blaugh  

[[-Erik-]]

You know. I've never seen things in that fashion.

Can't wait to use it!