Sluggish Simpleton vs. Black Scottish Cyclops

[Harusame Mizukishi]

Hashire Kazemeijin

The Direct Hit is so awesome. if yu can aim, the fact that it's splash damage is the size of an active teleporter is nothing.

You already got it?

You assbite. >=U  

[8Bit Jack]

I can't wait to get the Targe. It looks so broken.  

[Harusame Mizukishi]

Hey Jack, have you added me on Steam?  

[Paper Sonic]

Curse you maggots, and your ability to get items so fast D=
I want the Solly items, MAAAAGGGGOT.  

[Skaeryll]

Gunboats?  

[Hashire Kazemeijin]

8Bit Jack

I can't wait to get the Targe. It looks so broken.

After playing a bit and seeing it in action, I can say it's not. Taking a single hit of damage stops the charge entirely. The Direct Hit is a Direct Counter to it (Hahaha). And yu can't control yourself during the charge, so a sidestep is enough to dodge it. So I won't be using it, and by association, the Eyelander.

Now the Resistance, that is <3.

Also, the Equalizer is such a broken weapon. Able to outrun a Scout at lower HP, and it isn't as much a drawback as one would think. Dodging is rather easy at that speeds, as well as 1 shot kills.

The Banner is nice. It's like a pseudo Klitzkrieg for the whole team.  

[Xilo The Odd]

just ask fish, i'm a lucky sum b***h.

New sticky launcher
camera beard
Eyelander
Direct hit
Equalizer

all within an hour of playing.

all he got was SEVEN ambassadors.  

[Owwin]

Man I am getting pretty brutal with the equalizer. Shotgun it out for a while, then when i am low enough, I GO IN THERE AND MASSACRE THEM!  

[Hashire Kazemeijin]

The Direct Hit is <3.

I love Rocket Sniping people in mid-air.

Also, upon asking around I've discovered the Gunboats reduce Rocket Jump damage by 75% instead of 'a lot'.

Yu take more damage landing than from the Rocket.  

[Xilo The Odd]

then i need to get me some gunboats.  

[Rad Electropow]

Equalizer is fun.  

[The Awkwardest Turtle]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBgiZshGzak

The Soldier's new Domination sound clips are amazing.

DOMINATED, BILBO BAGGINS!  

[Meta_Fish]

oh this new item is so great oh yeah so cool yeah i got it haha i am cool The servers were giving items out like crazy, especially new ones. Of course, I didn't get any of them except about eight ambassadors, whatever. Xilo is a lucky p***k and should jump into a fire and never come out. When the world runs out of Ambassadors, you'll come crawling back.


You'll all come crawling back.














;_;  

[Hashire Kazemeijin]

The Awkwardest Turtle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBgiZshGzak

The Soldier's new Domination sound clips are amazing.

DOMINATED, BILBO BAGGINS!

"Fire is for cooking s'mores son, get a REAL GUN."

8D

@Fish: I'll take those Ambassadors. I gonna craft me a Fedora. xD

In all seriousness, if Trading was implemented, I'd trade yu my spare Equalizer and Buff Banner for them. (Although I got 13 of them myself. [And 11 Huntsman, and 4 Kritzkrieg, and 8 Flare Guns. ;-; {On the bright side, I got a Camera Beard out of it all.}])

Edit: And I got 2 of the Soldier Milestones before I got any spam drops, so my Equalizer and Buff Banner are legit. biggrin  

[Rad Electropow]

Hashire Kazemeijin

@Fish: I'll take those Ambassadors. I gonna craft me a Fedorarandom hat. xD