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I'll use with my katana (yes, I actually have one IRL. It's wooden, but let's just say it's a real goddamned steel katana for the sake of this thread).

Smash Moves:

Smash: Power vertical slash
Side Smash: Quick sword thrust
Up Smash: Quick Upward slash
Down Smash: Power Sword sweep

Specials:

Side+B: Fast sword combo similar to Marth's or Roy's, ending with a powerful spinning sweep.
Up+B: Jump up while performing a twisting upward slash, followed by a downward slash.
Midair Up+B: Same thing, but it gives me some air for a decent recovery move.

Final Smash:
Fury of Armageddon: I jam the ******** sword into the ground and meteors engulfed in black flames crash down on the battlefield while my sword charges power. Once fully charged, the sword unleashes a large fireball with medium-sized radius that deals huge damage to anyone too slow or stupid to get the ******** out of dodge.



I can do all of that in real life (except for recovery move and, sadly, final smash).

Normal Attacks
Neutral: 3-hit combo, two punches and a roundhouse kick to the stomach, knocksback out of reach
Tilt: single punch with same knockback as end of A combo, if misses left vunerable on floor as if tripped.
Up Tilt: pulls out rifle and swings it upwards
Down Tilt: sweeps front with rifle
Dash: sliding kick

Smash A
Smash: winds up rifle and swings like a bat, no knockback but turns opponent around
Down Smash: Swings rifle on floor on both sides (think Ike)
Up Smash: Swings rifle upwards but across the X-axis (meaning it only affects directly above) knocks opponent very high but small hitbox

Air Attacks
Neutral: basic forward kick (think Link)
Down: comes crashing straight down with a fist
Up: rifle swing overhead.
Forward: swings rifle forward, more reach than Nair, less damage
Back: backhand swing

Special Attacks
B: pulls out rifle and fires, rate of fire like wolf's
Forward B: Reversal stance, blocks physical attacks and throws opponent to floor behind them, foe left on floor as if tripped
Up B: pulls out rifle and fires downward, upward movement equal to that of a light jump, can be used 5 times in air
Down B: Plants claymore on ground (like motion sensor bomb) only one at a time

Grabs
A: punches in stomach
Up: throws upwards and shoots once with rifle
Down: slams foe's face to ground and punches in the face
Back: swings foe around back and kicks away
Forward: brings foe's face to knee and knocks away

Final Smash
Grassy Knoll: disappears to foreground of stage (think snake) using sniper rifle to shoot at opponents, one shot per player, instant KO for any player above 100%, otherwise just knocks opponent back(same amount as snake FS knockback on a player with 0%)

Taunt
Side: pulls out rifle and looks down scope saying "boom, headshot"
Up: puts on shades even if wearing shades
Down: cracks knuckles saying "let's do this"

Smash Attacks:
Smash: Head butt from a crouching stance ( If missed lands on face and rubs it in pain [no damage to self])
Up smash: Mini cyclones come from hand and shoot upward
Down Smash: Breakdance spin with legs extended (you know, that move like This?

Regular attacks:

Neutral A- Weakly swings arm
AAA- Arm, Fist, Mini cyclone ( damage and knock back)
Down A- Low kick
Up A- Rising palm
Walking- Swings dusky to smack enemy

In the Air

A- Spins in air making a mini tornado (does damage on contact and slight push upwards)
Front- takes out Dusky and swings it forward
Back- Swings elbow behind head
Down- Wind leaves feet and does D-spike damage and knockback ( slight push upward)

Specials:
Standard B: Hug Time!- Like Kirby's copy ability, I get to use the standard B of any cultie I hug

Side+B: Dusky- Throws Dusky the bear which latches on to the opponent and paralyzes them while giving them nightmare damage (like Pikmin throw except shorter latch on duration and paralysis)

Up+B: Wind Rider- Sits and rides a tornado upward (duration lasts as long as snake's Up+B) Does close range damage

Down B: Meat Shield: Basically a counter move where I cringe as if Im about to be hit and if properly countered, I push the attacker back with gale force winds (like counter and water gun combined)


Final smash:
Well I havnt thought this through too well, but: Spirit of the winds

Dusky flies through my body and50% of the damage that I have taken heals.
I also take on a more Ethreal form where I look at my hands and get an evil smirk. (initial animation)

No attacks harm me, and the wind from my attacks have more knockback.



Tanuts

Up- Takes out dusky and it catches on blue fire and ashes to the ground leaving me with this expression ".__."

Down- poses triumphantly, trips and yells "MY FACE!" gonk

Side- Looks around for someone, shrugs (as if no one is there) and Hugs self

I also have similar ideas if I were to use Neko J and C.J. (that mini cactaur item)

Also In relation to moves I can ACTUALLY do... Well... They would involve me being USED as a weapon, moreso than attacking myself... ._.

So, your character in Brawl must Trip often?

Every Button: Rape.