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 Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 6:07 am
J of The Wind Way back in the bowels of High School: Her- "Your like a soft chocolate teddy bear 4laugh " Me- J-Just dont eat me! ;;^.^ Her- "Thats was the plan though, I just wanted to Fon-DO you ;D " Me- ._. wait... wut The food puns just spiraled out of hand... and this was a big girl... >___> And I was too nice as usual to just say " b***h, STOP TRYING TO EAT ME, IM NEITHER INTERESTED, NOR ON THE MENU OF DAIRY QUEEN gonk "  ROFL
Yeah, you must get a lot of bad dark chocolate jokes.
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 6:16 am
Lady Psycho Sexy J of The Wind Way back in the bowels of High School: Her- "Your like a soft chocolate teddy bear 4laugh " Me- J-Just dont eat me! ;;^.^ Her- "Thats was the plan though, I just wanted to Fon-DO you ;D " Me- ._. wait... wut The food puns just spiraled out of hand... and this was a big girl... >___> And I was too nice as usual to just say " b***h, STOP TRYING TO EAT ME, IM NEITHER INTERESTED, NOR ON THE MENU OF DAIRY QUEEN gonk " ROFL
Yeah, you must get a lot of bad dark chocolate jokes.
What's up with you turning her down J?
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 6:16 am
Lady Psycho Sexy J of The Wind Way back in the bowels of High School: Her- "Your like a soft chocolate teddy bear 4laugh " Me- J-Just dont eat me! ;;^.^ Her- "Thats was the plan though, I just wanted to Fon-DO you ;D " Me- ._. wait... wut The food puns just spiraled out of hand... and this was a big girl... >___> And I was too nice as usual to just say " b***h, STOP TRYING TO EAT ME, IM NEITHER INTERESTED, NOR ON THE MENU OF DAIRY QUEEN gonk " ROFL
Yeah, you must get a lot of bad dark chocolate jokes.
Dont get me wrong, I find them hilarious and someimes effective... But not when you look like your ACTUALLY going to eat me... xd
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 6:18 am
Owwin Lady Psycho Sexy J of The Wind Way back in the bowels of High School: Her- "Your like a soft chocolate teddy bear 4laugh " Me- J-Just dont eat me! ;;^.^ Her- "Thats was the plan though, I just wanted to Fon-DO you ;D " Me- ._. wait... wut The food puns just spiraled out of hand... and this was a big girl... >___> And I was too nice as usual to just say " b***h, STOP TRYING TO EAT ME, IM NEITHER INTERESTED, NOR ON THE MENU OF DAIRY QUEEN gonk " ROFL
Yeah, you must get a lot of bad dark chocolate jokes.
What's up with you turning her down J? At that point I wasnt really looking for a GF. I wasnt for all that High School drama, and Freakin Disney Channel made sure of that. OH and ******** Teen Nick. Those shows pissed me off and made me swear away from dumbass High School Drama. xd Edit- And n, Im not being stereotypical of REALLY Big girls, Im just saying...
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 6:22 am
I don't think anybody has ever just up and tried to pick me up, but somebody has to my dad. He loved this story.
Okay so one time him and his buddies went to California to watch a race, and found a bar that had $1 beers that night. My father the avid drink enthusiast decided to go in with his friends. They all started drinking and were having a good time until my dad received a drink from across the bar, he looked to see who it was from and saw that a dude had ordered it for him.
This is where his buddy Spike usually picked up the story. "So this guy was winking at him and had this scarf on, and that is when Butch(my father) realizes we are in a gay bar. The color drains from his face and he grabs me and Dave Chriss and starts dragging us out of the bar. We are laughing our asses off drunk as hell and he tells us to get to the car or he is gonna leave without us."
Long story short, the beer was cheap cause it was "guys night" XD
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 6:28 am
Owwin Know what I didn't say nothing. I'll think of something nicer to put here. Owwin? Shut up. *hug* xd I saw it and no, I dont care, and am not offended! Calm down buddy!
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 6:34 am
J of The Wind Owwin Know what I didn't say nothing. I'll think of something nicer to put here. Owwin? Shut up. *hug* xd I saw it and no, I dont care, and am not offended! Calm down buddy! I didn't think you would be, but I was thinking, when i gotta defend a joke to myself it prolly went too far. Plus what I put up is funnier.
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 6:42 am
So, everyone but me and this girl has left the room, right?
Her: "So, um, would you like to, uh, sometime maybe--"
Me: "Yes, I'll go on a date with you. No, I don't have time this weekend. Come by my place next Sarurday at around three. We'll figure details out then. Sound good?"
Her: "Oh. Um, okay."
She was so terrified to ask me out that I had to fill in what she was going to say if we were to get anywhere. xd
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 6:45 am
Wantcookie So, everyone but me and this girl has left the room, right? Her: "So, um, would you like to, uh, sometime maybe--" Me: "Yes, I'll go on a date with you. No, I don't have time this weekend. Come by my place next Sarurday at around three. We'll figure details out then. Sound good?" Her: "Oh. Um, okay." She was so terrified to ask me out that I had to fill in what she was going to say if we were to get anywhere. xd What a sweet naive girl. YOU ARE A MONSTER FOR TRYING TO CORRUPT HER! A MONSTER!
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 6:55 am
Owwin Wantcookie So, everyone but me and this girl has left the room, right? Her: "So, um, would you like to, uh, sometime maybe--" Me: "Yes, I'll go on a date with you. No, I don't have time this weekend. Come by my place next Sarurday at around three. We'll figure details out then. Sound good?" Her: "Oh. Um, okay." She was so terrified to ask me out that I had to fill in what she was going to say if we were to get anywhere. xd What a sweet naive girl. YOU ARE A MONSTER FOR TRYING TO CORRUPT HER! A MONSTER! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA She's really sweet, and more importantly, really smart, but she' so shy and awkward about that sort of thing. xd
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 7:02 am
Wantcookie MUHAHAHAHAHAHA She's really sweet, and more importantly, really smart, but she' so shy and awkward about that sort of thing. xd Maybe it will rub off on you just as much as you'll rub off on her, a happy medium. XD
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 7:09 am
J of The Wind And no, Im not being stereotypical of REALLY Big girls, Im just saying... When you're morbidly obese and completely oblivious to the fact you are trying to pick people up by referencing food, you deserve a few jokes to be made at your expense.
Not to mention you probably do not want to hit that, unless you like getting your d**k chewed on.
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 8:02 am
Hey J, is this her theme song.
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 8:04 am
Owwin Hey J, is this her theme song. ROFL lol
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 8:26 am
Owwin Hey J, is this her theme song. XDD Ive heard this song somewhere before!
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