This guy wins Chat Roulette

[alsoknownasak]

I'm not saying you can't theorize. I'm just sayin' you're being pretty sarcastic in an attempt to make me look bad which is kinda unfair considering how sure you seemed that he was this Ben Folds fellow. I proved that it wasn't, and right away you're all "OH NO I WAS WRONG WHATEVER WILL I DO" like trying to prove it wasn't him was the worst thing I could possibly ********. I JUST REALIZED I'M TRYING TO REASON WITH ALLEGRO OF ALL PEOPLE AGAIN, WHY DO I ALWAYS DO THAT?  

[Allegro]

what the ******** is reason