I feel like a Magikarp out of water. *flail flail*

And yes I know most of these ideas just get stranger and stranger so suggestions are indeed welcome. (and so are entries, but I figured that that was explained in the rules for those that read the rules)

Pretend you are someone's backpack or bag. Tell about what you see or experienced. (Make it appropriate!)
Use whatever format you would like and please post it in your own new thread.