Vending Machine Game!

[LordKhrima]

You get a magical kingdom under siege by the evil temptress, Melodramatica, and her red-hot dragon topiary/ensemble, which also doubles as a gnome deterrent (hence her lack of an army and the king gnomes desire for a swift peace treaty).

I put in whipped cream.  

[Heart_of_Elemental]

Hm... I think you should get...
And empty cherry jar... I'm sorry I ate the cherries before you got them.


I put in one of the cherry stems.  

[Rosilien]

You get a dead cherry tree resulting in a carbon footprint the size of Jupiter

I put in a cordless phone  

[Heart_of_Elemental]

You get that plastic covering of a phone cord. Which melts to your skin as soon as you touch it, since it's fresh off the factory line.

I put in a hay-penny.
(a half a penny for those who don't know)  

[Vamp C]

You get a full penny

I put in Dracula  

[Vlazusu Druce]

You get a bloodless zombie

I put in a Dusk Nobody  

[Kozmotis Pitchiner]

You get a confused little girl.

I put in the internet.  

[Heart_of_Elemental]

You get the 404 error slip and a broken computer...


I put in a gagged and hog-tied Naruto...
(my friends are making me watch the anime, and I wanna be on here right now!)  

[LordKhrima]

You get a village full of disgusted Japanese ninjas, angry at the insinuation that they are anything remotely like the ninjas depicted on Naruto.

I put in a shogun.  

[Rosilien]

You recieve a brand new, never been opened, kid friendly Benelli M2 Tactical Shotgun!
Complete with dead deer.

I put in a papercut.  

[Heart_of_Elemental]

You get a bandage.

I put in...
My friends Halo Reach game.
(I wanna hide it from him! XD )  

[LordKhrima]

You get a swift slap to the face for not only stealing your friends property, but also ruining her day of playing video games. The vice roy, semantica, most displeased by your utter lack of consideration for the semantics of the situation takes seige of your villiage, forcing out your prized dragon (which later turns out to be a statue) and libertizes your libertine nation.

I put in luke-warm fudge.