Strange Scenario

[bacon951]

Out_of_control57

It's raining and you've just sold your clothes for weed mrgreen
you find an empty house all by itself, and your desperate to get high. You break in ninja and and search the house for paper, but no luck emo what you do find is; a car battery, expired cake mix, some audio wire, and a little girl's easy bake oven.

How will you salvage your day?

this has happened to you hasnt it?  

[Out_of_control57]

LordYakuza

You're walking along the western interstate with a buddy of yours trying to hitch a ride. Suddenly a bus full of busty bikini babes pulls over.
You do what?

I'd give them the directions to my house and once were there
I let my friend pick one
but he can only look twisted  

[Rusty Obrien]

LordYakuza

You're walking along the western interstate with a buddy of yours trying to hitch a ride. Suddenly a bus full of busty bikini babes pulls over.
You do what?

get on the bus, toss him the keys and command him to follow.  

[iA p p l e s e e d]

you're stuck in the middle of the ocean
only thing keeping you from shark infested waters
is the giant brick of weed you turned to a boat
you have the nastiest type of food
but you're starving
what do you do?
 

[Out_of_control57]

iA p p l e s e e d

you're stuck in the middle of the ocean
only thing keeping you from shark infested waters
is the giant brick of weed you turned to a boat
you have the nastiest type of food
but you're starving
what do you do?

use the brick to get the surrounding fish stoned, eat a few and use the rest to lure the sharks away.
That food will be armor just in case lol  

[Out_of_control57]

You and 5 of your closest friends embark on a camping trip,
without realizing it you've accidently packed your grandparents trail mix which consists of dried prunes(you think are raisins) and laxadiv coated almonds( which apperently taste bomb)

You and your friends devour the gaigantic bag of mix, and suddenly the urge to release hits.

The look of horror on your faces is priceless,
there is one roll of TP, barely enough for one person.
Unfortunately it is a camping, super rapid dissolving, brand


What do you and your friends do?  

[Rusty Obrien]

Out_of_control57

You and 5 of your closest friends embark on a camping trip,
without realizing it you've accidently packed your grandparents trail mix which consists of dried prunes(you think are raisins) and laxadiv coated almonds( which apperently taste bomb)

You and your friends devour the gaigantic bag of mix, and suddenly the urge to release hits.

The look of horror on your faces is priceless,
there is one roll of TP, barely enough for one person.
Unfortunately it is a camping, super rapid dissolving, brand


What do you and your friends do?

not a big deal. find a tree with a nice big leaf and have at it.  

[Out_of_control57]

bacon951

Out_of_control57

It's raining and you've just sold your clothes for weed mrgreen
you find an empty house all by itself, and your desperate to get high. You break in ninja and and search the house for paper, but no luck emo what you do find is; a car battery, expired cake mix, some audio wire, and a little girl's easy bake oven.

How will you salvage your day?

this has happened to you hasnt it?

No lol
I don't smoke, I'm straight edge
I just thought it'd be funny to post this  

[StrikeFreedomX10]

LordYakuza

You're walking along the western interstate with a buddy of yours trying to hitch a ride. Suddenly a bus full of busty bikini babes pulls over.
You do what?

Hop in and leave my friend behind  

[John Obake]

You're in a walmart when Zombies attack. What do you do?  

[nannerbread]

find the hunkiest hunk around and drag him to the sporting good department, grab some blunt object and try to talk the gun guy into coughin up some ammo, hopefully run through the grocery section on the way to the stairwell, everyone knows its a good temporary idea to go as high as you can.
lock all the doors on the way up...blah, hopefully rally some survivors before theyre all eaten.
edit*
are they runners? or limpers?
do they only want brains or do they just ******** rip people apart?
can they come out at night?
i need details. =o

youre in the middle of the ocean in a small innertube and you notice a massive commercial flight plane coming straight for you  

[water_spirit]

I dont know about you guys but ******** survival[if that just happens to be his name surprised ], I look for the hottest hunkiest hunk, before grabbing ammo or building barricades. I'm tryna get laid and this zombie situation is not helping at all. gonk  

[That Shroomin Stoner]

Damn, straight. mrgreen And if that hunky hunk just happens to be a zombie then, well, ******** it. Literally. xd

Last piece of hunk you may get. Just make sure he doesn't get a piece too....errr.....how does that work exactly?  

[John Obake]

You're trapped in the middle of the desert in Mexico. You have 11 pesos, 2 pack of sugar cookies, A pack of Chiclets and 16 cafe colored sharpies. What do you do?