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 Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 7:44 pm
Mishimomei ::Here's one for the brunettes:: A fellow nurse at my hospital received a call from an anxious patient. "I'm diabetic and I'm afraid I've had too much sugar today." the caller said. "Are you light-headed?" my colleague asked. "No," the caller answered, "I'm a brunette." That is Wonderful! That is right up there with the quote I read from a trial. The prosecutor asked a woman on the stand "Are you sexually active?" The woman's response. "No I just lie there." This is why people amuse me so much!
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Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:39 pm
Okay i honestly could not resist this topic (Even considering i am a natural blonde myself XD) ~
A Brunette, Red head and Blonde all run from a police officer.
~The the police officer comes down a side street, and starts walking down it slowly. Seconds later he walks towards a dumpters. He gazed at it then asked to himself loudly "Hmmm i wonder what would be in here?"
The Brunette thinking she was cleaver called out "Meow."
The police officer walked on thinking it was only a cat.
~Seconds after that, the police officer stumbled upon a dog house. At this time he asks again "Hmmm i wonder what would be in here..."
The red head thinking she was also cleaver, called out " Woof Woof"
With that the police walked away, thinking it was just a dog.
~Further down the street, The police officer stumbled upon a sack of potatoes. Curious as to why it was laying there in the middle of the street, he asked out again "Hmmm i wonder what could be in here..."
The blonde simply replied "PO-TAT-OES"
((It sucks abit but, it was funny i think. XD))
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 9:40 am
here's another police officer one i know a friend told me
There is a black headed girl, a brunette, and a blonde who is trying to fool a police officer. The black headed girl said "Tornado, Tornado!!" The police officer ran. The brunette said "Hurricane, Hurricane!!" The police officer ran. The blonde said i got the best one she walked up to the police officer and said "Fire, Fire!!" Bang.
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 10:34 am
SephysFangirl here's another police officer one i know a friend told me There is a black headed girl, a brunette, and a blonde who is trying to fool a police officer. The black headed girl said "Tornado, Tornado!!" The police officer ran. The brunette said "Hurricane, Hurricane!!" The police officer ran. The blonde said i got the best one she walked up to the police officer and said "Fire, Fire!!" Bang. I think I have hear a dozen versions of this joke, I face-palm every time
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 12:53 am
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 12:55 am
What do you call a blonde with a brain?
-::highlight for answer::-
A golden retriever.
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 12:56 am
How do you make a blonde forget something?
-::highlight for answer::-
Just blow into her ear...
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Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 3:15 pm
PoppiHollaPuddelz What do you call a blonde with a brain?
-::highlight for answer::-
A golden retriever. Just told little sis this one *she's blond* her response was a confused look.....classic
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Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 3:16 pm
PoppiHollaPuddelz How do you make a blonde forget something?
-::highlight for answer::-
Just blow into her ear... lol I do not even need to do that my sister is like Dory from finding Nemo rofl emotion_kirakira
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Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 3:17 pm
I love you sooooo much this is great! emotion_bigheart emotion_bigheart emotion_bigheart
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Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 3:18 pm
SephysFangirl here's another police officer one i know a friend told me There is a black headed girl, a brunette, and a blonde who is trying to fool a police officer. The black headed girl said "Tornado, Tornado!!" The police officer ran. The brunette said "Hurricane, Hurricane!!" The police officer ran. The blonde said i got the best one she walked up to the police officer and said "Fire, Fire!!" Bang. O think I have heard about a million versions of this joke but most of those are racist.
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Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 3:19 pm
Xxserika the vamp_rpxX Okay i honestly could not resist this topic (Even considering i am a natural blonde myself XD) ~ A Brunette, Red head and Blonde all run from a police officer. ~ The the police officer comes down a side street, and starts walking down it slowly. Seconds later he walks towards a dumpters. He gazed at it then asked to himself loudly "Hmmm i wonder what would be in here?" The Brunette thinking she was cleaver called out "Meow."
The police officer walked on thinking it was only a cat.~ Seconds after that, the police officer stumbled upon a dog house. At this time he asks again "Hmmm i wonder what would be in here..."The red head thinking she was also cleaver, called out " Woof Woof"
With that the police walked away, thinking it was just a dog.~ Further down the street, The police officer stumbled upon a sack of potatoes. Curious as to why it was laying there in the middle of the street, he asked out again "Hmmm i wonder what could be in here..."The blonde simply replied "PO-TAT-OES"((It sucks abit but, it was funny i think. XD)) This is great I remember hearing this one from grade school. I am glad you have a sense of humor about this, my sisters a blonde and she can laugh at it too.
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Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 10:25 pm
To laugh about oneself is to unerstand that they're in touch with their imperfections, and that they are fine with them~
But, yeah...The joke when i heard it, was funny. Humor is a big key to happiness. ^-^
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Posted: Thu May 03, 2012 11:41 pm
Da Canuck Frenchies suck... what? (I actually could not think of a joke.) I have one for you. What is the most commonly use phrase in the French language? We surrender.
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Byakko Yasutsuki Vice Captain
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