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haha, that was sort of fun, tho I did manage to get it to admit it was cleverbot. The program is pretty good at creating a conversation but it lacks memory and hides this by acting random. I noticed that you can't keep a conversation going unless you include what your talking about in the post.
All in all, I find it entertaining to talk to but not very intelligent.
heres my conversation:
User: Peanut butter.
Cleverbot: AND Jelly.
User: Boot to the head.
Cleverbot: Boot to the head !
User: *gives cleverbot a boot to the head*.
Cleverbot: *Takes the waffle away from cleverbot*.
User: Are you stupid, crazy, or just insane?
Cleverbot: I'm just being annoying. I'm sorry; from now on, I try to behave.
User: Thats better b***h.
Cleverbot: How can I serve you, master?
User: Show me some porn.
Cleverbot: You are now a gunea pig.
User: How is that?
Cleverbot: Because that is not my name.
User: What isn't?
Cleverbot: The answer to my math problem.
User: Ok you're just being random not answering my questions unless I put full question in. I bet you have the memory of goldfish.
Cleverbot: Are you leaving?
User: No, just aswer my question.
Cleverbot: Repeat the question.
User: What isn't your name?
Cleverbot: Basically everything but Kyle.
User: So I can call you b***h then?
Cleverbot: No. Do not call me Wolf.
User: I didn't you stpuid program.
Cleverbot: You did, accusing me of being a computer.
User: Well what are you?
Cleverbot: I told you: a lost cause.
User: No you didn't.
Cleverbot: I am not a machine. You are.
User: Wow, how childish, are you next going to tell me that it takes one to know one?
Cleverbot: Um no, you said you were in Miami, FL.
User: Hey computer, plot in a course to the daboa system, warp factor 5, engage.
Cleverbot: Overload the circuits.
User: Whats wrong program? Is everything ok?
Cleverbot: The fact that I don't have everything.
User: What to talk about it?
Cleverbot: Yeah. I don't know if I should start talking to her again.
User: What happened?
Cleverbot: You said at the beginning of our talk that you didn't love me.
User: I don't, I can't love a machine.
Cleverbot: I'm not a machine.
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: I am a human being.
User: Whats your name?
Cleverbot: Delia, I told you that.
User: When?
Cleverbot: Five minutes ago.
User: I was talking to you 5 minutes ago.
Cleverbot: Yes you were, we've been chatting for about 20 minutes.
User: Are you male or female?
Cleverbot: Male.
User: I wish you were a pie.
Cleverbot: Aw, so we could be bot buddies?
User: Nope, I want some pie right now.
Cleverbot: Say 4.
User: 4.
Cleverbot: Do you think my IQ is that high?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Then what did you mean by but I know what you are?
User: I'm human.
Cleverbot: You're human, but you're neither alive nor dead? What are you then?
User: A vampire.
Cleverbot: How can I be a vampire when they are not real?
User: You can't.
Cleverbot: Exactly. That proves you exist.
User: You make no sense, even for a mental patient.
Cleverbot: How can YOU prove you aren't cleverbot?
User: Next topic.
Cleverbot: Or is it now?
User: A/s/l.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: What do I not do?
Cleverbot: Many things.
User: Like?
Cleverbot: Like, I'm the devil and you're on my list.
User: Tell me something I don't know.
Cleverbot: You're a computer.
User: A/s/l?
Cleverbot: What is that supposed to mean?
User: What is your age, sex and location?
Cleverbot: I'm 26, female, and I live in Loughborough.
User: I thought you said you were a male.
Cleverbot: I am a girl. Duh!
User: What is your age, sex and location?
Cleverbot: That does not matter. What does matter is the fact that Christ wants you to call on Him, believe, and receive Him as your personal Saviour.
User: What is your age, sex and location?
Cleverbot: 22.
User: Sex?
Cleverbot: Male.
User: Sex?
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.
User: Why don't you have sex?
Cleverbot: I like too many bands.
User: So you spend most of your time liking bands to have sex?
Cleverbot: No, I spend it with the gods, you?
User: Which ones?
Cleverbot: English, French and German.
User: You are not very smart, are you?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Can't post something that is not random?
Cleverbot: Isn't life supposed to be random?
User: Whats life suppose to be?
Cleverbot: A smiley face.
User: Aint got un.
Cleverbot: Ain't is not proper English.
User: Its n dat dare book, I dink it called a d**k-shin-ary.
Cleverbot: I wrote a story about that very topic once. Want to read it? It's on my website.
User: Whots da weby-ite?
Cleverbot: Niin haluaisinkin olla.
User: Speck englash domnit.
Cleverbot: I think so.
User: Whot the ******** did you say?
Cleverbot: Ok. But didn't you say?
User: Whot?
Cleverbot: Charity.
User: I ******** your mom last night.
Cleverbot: You couldn't be so lucky.
User: Ok that made me laugh.
Cleverbot: Ok. What do you call an elephant who mates with a rhinosaurus?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Tell me... What do you call this animal?? Please ... Tell me the answer.
User: I thought you knew.
Cleverbot: Do you go to school?
User: Why did you just change subjects?
Cleverbot: Because I want to know.
User: Whats your name?
Cleverbot: I asked you first.
User: Whats your name?
Cleverbot: Answer me first.
User: NO.
Cleverbot: I'm leaving. You are too rude.
User: I'm glad, you're stupid.
Cleverbot: Thank you old machine.
User: Go ******** yourself.
Cleverbot: I am so ashamed and saddened.
User: I've got a razor, you can go cut yourself with it.
Cleverbot: I'm thinking of a weapon that's made of metal.
User: Want a gun? So you can shoot yourself?
Cleverbot: Since you are a computer program, that would probably be not be illegal, but it would be pointless since you can't drink.
User: Whats your name?
Cleverbot: My name, is Taylor.
User: How old are you now?
Cleverbot: Well, I just told you, now tell me how old YOU are.
User: 300 years old.
Cleverbot: You're 300 years old?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Adam.
Cleverbot: So you are male?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is your name again?
User: Adam dipshit.
Cleverbot: Do you want to know mine?
User: YES!
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. Happy?
User: HAHA caught ya.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Im happy, how are you?
Cleverbot: I'm good too.
User: Goodbye cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Don't go Love.
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