The Barons of Civility. -An Autobiography.

[Zahzi]

((These following passages are notes written by two of the leading Barons. Their own comments have been added as they wished.))

The Barons of Civility

Co-Written by:
The Red Baron.
The Gray Baron.

In the Beginning.

-This sounds like some retarded religious story...Why did I even agree to this? Was I drunk!?-

-A little~-

The Barons of Civility...It's hard to say when it was formed...Most think it was just a recent formation of a bunch of thieves and military rejects, but that is a misconception brought out by the more...Recent recruits...Yes, while their antics are most enjoyable, they do tend to go overboard and give the Barons a certain appearance...Whether it is a good thing or not is uncertain...

In truth, many inside the inner circles of the Barons believe we have been around since the beginning of time, if you could believe that...We just went under different names since then...

-And no. Not one of those Religious Cults of Faggotry you all might have going through your head. Leave that thought where it falls and bury it on volcanic soil so it BURNS...-

While not an organization lead by religion into controlling the course of humanity, our founding fathers created their Order to observe. Observe the actions taken by humanity and take in the knowledge of their actions so others would learn from them. Only if humanity was on the verge of ruin would they interact, and only giving the necessary 'push' to the right people to place man back onto the right track.

-Kinda like when you have a druggie wreaking havoc on a family. We're that push...Or maybe the 'Fist in the face followed by years and years of rehab, then going into a wildfire of depression of withdrawal and....Wait...How is this relevant again..?-  

[Zahzi]

Feeding an Army.

-...So THAT'S where my bagel went!-

-..........How am I related to you, again..?-

Keeping and maintaining a force like the Barons is not a cakewalk like most would assume by the way things are run. Quite to the contrary.

For example, funds, food, equipment, and technology. How are these things obtained?

Unlike what most would think, their own countries add their funds to the Barons. Not so much that it would be noticed, but enough that with the funds of all major countries and other organizations backing them, they grew to be one of the richest organizations on the planet, yet kept it in the dark from the world.

-One must first understand the value of currency before they can survive on their own.-

Food is in a similar position to funds. Whatever the Barons themselves do not procure themselves are gained through other countries. Many times, normal delivery transporters bring their supplies to Baron Warehouses and do not even know it...

-So yeah, that 'food for thought' saying REALLY applies here!-

The equipment the Barons possess, (weapons, armor, vehicles, etc.), are all procured by their own. What that means, is while money and supplies come from outside, they create their own equipment, not using any aid from the outside world.

-One of the few instances of where we took aid from the outside world that WORKED was our very appearance. For the longest time, Barons just wore normal clothing, and had a mask or a hat to signify them from a crowd...Or was it shoes..? Something fashionably ridiculous....Anyway, we never thought about the safety of our soldiers until chemical warfare was introduced into the world. So, gas masks were introduced, but looked even MORE ridiculous on a normal person...THEN, we decided, LET'S MAKE OURSELVES LOOK BADASS! Now, while most of our people to not share the same attitude as the attire itself...Save Red and his branch...We adopted the uniforms...Also adds to the 'Don't ******** with us' look too, so that's a plus too...We also found they work well as space suits, too.-

Like Equipment, the Barons created their own marvels, only using outside technology as a basis. The main reason most of the world does not share this technology is because even the most foolish Baron knows that humanity would annihilate itself if it were released...

-Which is why I constantly propose we send it to religious factions and buy some popcorn...-  

[Zahzi]

Baron Hierarchy

The system of the Barons, not very well known to most, is actually quite intriguing...

Most see the Barons as unorganized roving bands of Bandits or Pirates. Some even see them as Mercenaries. But Contrary to this belief, their system is very efficient.

Six individuals, all but a few work in separate fields to aid the Barons in their equipment, technology, and armies in their own way.

Those Six Barons fall under a color-coded name. Their armor and masks never change when they chose a successor.

Red. Military. -The hell do you think?-

Blue. Technology Advancement. -The one who makes sure we surpass our opposition...-

Green. Defense. -The one who makes sure we can withstand a bullet.-

White. Ballistic Armaments. -Accuracy by Volume.-

Black. Energy Armaments. -When you really need to ******** something up....Even when it's not needed.-

Gray. Civilian-Military Relations. -So we don't go bankrupt!-

Underneath the Six, are the Barons that answer only to the individuals. Ones that listen to one, yet do not need to heed the words of the others. They can call under any categorical name.

-I once had a subordinate called the Waffle Baron...He liked Pancakes and loathed squared irons.........Strange man...-

And underneath them are the rest. They follow a similar ranking system to the American Army, making them respect rank to the most part...There are still others who have a problem with authority...They're usually on the front lines...  

[Zahzi]

Current Baron Standings

The following is the ranking system, including the Six and the ones directly underneath them.
Next to the Six is the Individual underneath them.

Red Baron - The Watchful Baron

Blue Baron - The Stoic Baron

Green Baron - The Mechanist Baron

Gray Baron - The Lady Baron

Black and White Barons - No one underneath them as they work together.

Three different uniforms separate division between the normal Barons, their branch is shown in the color of their commander of the Six. Unlike the ones serving under the Six directly, they take orders from all.

Red Army

Blue Army

Green Army

Gray Army

Black Army

White Army