Spork Bandit
Once, I started sleepwalking and I left my room (in my house). I started walking downstairs, and I tripped and fell, landing on my face. I scared the s**t out of my parents (who were watching TV), and they tried to force me to go back to bed, but I wouldn't do it. I was still partly asleep somehow. I ended up crawling my way over to a couch and grabbing my iPod. Turning it on, I began to sing loudly my favorite song while my parents watched and laughed their asses off. I soon fell asleep, and they had a very interesting story to tell me the next morning.
lol i have lots of accounts of sleep walking,one time i went sleep walking to my moms room.i guess i freaked her out because i just stood there.then she told me to go back to sleep,but first i took a pair of pants i didnt fit anymore(Like it was the kind that you couldnt even fit your thigh in)and i somehow put them on and went back to bed.then in the morning i found myself wearing cargo shorts over jeans.
also one time when i was visiting my grandma in china,i grabbed a pillow and hugged it while i was sitting on a tiny toilet
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