My Cookie! - A Distraction Game

[xwhateverxdudex]

*Places a box of kittens at your feet, and steals cookie while you're petting them*  

[purpleravenhawk]

*throws a rock at a random passerby, tells them you did it, and steals cookie while they're beating you up*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

*tells a mob boss that you stole his money*
(takes cookie)  

[Moonracer]

*Builds dimensional portal enters a few dimensions eventually sends a parade of half naked cute anime girls past you walks up and takes cookie while you drool over the parade of anime hunnies.*  

[JasmineVanilla]

*creeps up behind you quite as a ninja and rips ALL the cookies from your possession then is gone and out of the room before you can say "SNAP, CRACKLE, POP" *