Reporter: "Holy s**t, zentlair, you must not have a life!"

zentlair: "Actually, I'm engaged and going to college next fall."

Reporter: "Really? Well that's good news! Where are you going to college?"

zentlair: "Pepperdine University in Malibu California. I'm going to learn how to surf."

Reporter: "I heard that Malibu is really close to Disneyland, is that true?"

zentlair: "Oh, yes, but I enjoy Knott's Berry Farm quite a bunch more."