Reporter: "Oh, I understand. Tell me, what's your favorite pet name for your fiance?"
zentlair: "Oh, I call him all sorts of things, like lovebug, snugglelove, muffinsex, but my favorite is lovecake."
Reporter: "Is there any reason you like to call him a 'lovecake?'"
zentlair: "Because he is the sweetest husband-to-be ever!"
Reporter: "Does this have anything to do with jam?"
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