Terror of Cthulhu Part Deux: The Second Coming
BOXES!!!
Much like cats, boxes are magnets for Cthulhu. Unlike cats, Cthulhu do not like to sleep in them. They like to jump inside, throw everything out of them, and then bounce from one to another.
Cam had all of the boxes opened, emptied, and set up like an exciting challenge course, where it had to jump from precarious distances and make spectacular leaps and tumbles to get from one to another. When it finally leaped through the final box, bursting through its bottom into a pose of victory, it clapped for itself and gave itself a score of 9.8.
The Russian judge gave it a 9. Damn those Russian judges.
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