Cheer me up please! :)

[x_bubsy_x]

I'm stuck in my house all the time just now as i'm not well so is anyone willing to chear me up with some random jokes or that? 4laugh 4laugh  

[General Awesome]

Sux for you. =[

My girlfriend is ill aswell, and I really miss her.

=[=[  

[my dog ate my sanity]

My best friend is Le Ick also ... but I hang with her anyway, cos I don't really get sick, but if I did, a sick day would be nice.  

[x_bubsy_x]

Awww i hope their ok 4laugh I'm never usually ill myself but when i am its quite bad rolleyes sad  

[Super_Chihuahua]

*Glomps*

I SHALL CONTRACT THE DISEASE FROM YOU! crying

Sonia: OH MY GOD YOU'RE BLEEDING!

Zane: No I'm not!! It's...uh...erm...KETCHUP!

Sonia: You have a bottle of ketchup up your sleeve? stare

Zane: Yup! mrgreen sweatdrop

Sonia: domokun domokun domokun  

[my dog ate my sanity]

My mom runs a daycare, and there's this kid in it that eats just plain ketchup ... its pretty gross.  

[Super_Chihuahua]

I eat just plain ketchup...

'Specially when I go to places that just have the little ketchup packets...I eat those. I also eat the relish ones...But not together...

I just sit there, sucking thoughtfully on ketchup packets, razz .

Very amusing....

Then there was this one time when we had too much ketchup for our fries, and we just started eating the ketchup...Everyone was all grossed out but we were like 'Mmm yummy!'

I also ate animal crackers with ketchup. 'Twas yummy.  

[my dog ate my sanity]

... Not just packets ... she'll take one of those squeeze bottles and just give 'er.... but yah ... I do that with sugar packets ... for some reason it scares people ... or maybe it's just the thought of me getting hyper XP  

[Super_Chihuahua]

Ketchup, hugs, and anything containing sugar ('specially Pixie Stix)
Makes me hyper...Most of the time anyways.

And it's a delated effect, which is actually pretty funny.

I had a sip of this stuff called Spaz Juice (by Happy Bunny, go figure) and it's motto is 'giving you the energy you need to annoy everyone else' and about...half an hour (and during class) the effect of the ONE TINY SIP kicked in and I was completely nuts for fifteen minutes. Then I was back to normal and everyone was going:

"Holy s**t...That was FREAKY."

And I was like '.......What just happened?"

And then I drank half a cna of Red Bull (I can't drink a whole can, not only would it make me perilously unstable but I hate the taste of it) and I was pyschotic for three hours.

Then I recieved tweleve hugs in quick succession...

Once again...

Pyschotic with a sunny-disposition for three hours. People were afraid, they hid.  

[my dog ate my sanity]

Caffine and sugar actually don't affect me that much ... I've sorta built up a resistance ... I'm a hug-whore too ... but luckily for me, so are my friends.

This one time, I got really bored ... and now I have 26 wives and 3 husbands xp  

[Super_Chihuahua]

Ahahaha...

I'm not married!!!

HEe hee hee...

Me and my one friend like to go down the halls, stumbling, hugging each other and meowing like drunken cats...

And we randomly ask people "Do YOU have elbows?!"

And this one kid didn't reply he just said we were stupid so we bugged him about it for weeks until he finally said

"I HAVE ELBOWS SO JUST SHUT UP!!"

And then he comes up to me and says

"Do YOU have elbows?" and he thinks he's all smug and I go

"Why yes, yes I do!!! mrgreen " And we all walked off smilling 'cept the kid, poor sucker rofl  

[playboypose]

Cheese Str!ng

Sux for you. =[

My girlfriend is ill aswell, and I really miss her.

=[=[[/quote]ur signiture is crazy lol!

 

[my dog ate my sanity]

Bestdanser

Cheese Str!ng

Sux for you. =[

My girlfriend is ill aswell, and I really miss her.

=[=[[/quote]ur signiture is crazy lol!

mmmmm, seizure-tastic