Most sexually charged xmas song ever?

[purpleravenhawk]

Shimmy Down the Chimney by Allison Krauss

Tonight, I waited but my heart is so cold
'Cause you never stay more than a minute, so I'm told
I know you're just doing your job
But what am I supposed to do?
When all I want for Christmas, darling, is to be with you

I watch you shimmy down the chimney, baby
I watch you fill up my stocking
But when I offer you some Christmas greetings
You just keep on walking, yeah

I'm not asking for a miracle, just a night
And if you just look in my eyes, you just might
There'll be no other woman who'll treat you like I can
(Come on over here)
I'll be your loving, darling, you'll be my loving man

Oh, I watch you shimmy down the chimney, baby
I watch you fill up my stocking
But when I offer you some Christmas greetings
You just keep on walking

I watch you shimmy down the chimney, baby
I watch you fill up my stocking
But when I offer you some Christmas greetings
You just keep on walking
(Keep on walking)

I watch you shimmy down the chimney, baby
I watch you shimmy down the chimney, baby

You just keep on walking
I watch you shimmy down the chimney, baby
I watch you fill up my stocking
I watch you shimmy down the chimney, baby  

[Rinioa]

O_o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

I'm frightened, Auntie Em I'm frightened.

❤ - - - Rinioa - - - ❤

 

[xwhateverxdudex]

I like it ^.^  

[purpleravenhawk]

First time I've ever heard an innuendo in a xmas song. So nobody wants to see the lyrics to Santa's Got a Brand New Bag? xd  

[Rinioa]

I don't know, Santa Baby is a little sexual charged. In my opinion. xD!! ... Mmmm, I suppose reading the lyrics would be interesting. xDD

x-x-x-x-x Rinioa x-x-x-x-x

 

[xwhateverxdudex]

Yes, post it
twisted  

[purpleravenhawk]

*gasp* And here I thought I was the only person who thought that about Santa Baby. surprised

Okay, lyrics:

SANTA'S GOT A BRAND NEW BAG by SheDaisy

Oh, the fire's burning slow
Now where's that mistletoe
Dear, it's getting kind of hot in here
I need a taste of Christmas cheer
I hope he gets here quick, I need a St. Nick fix
Oooo-eee, I just want him to be all wrapped up for me
Santa's never been this hard to resist
But Santa never used to look like this

He's traded in his reindeer for a limosine
He's wearing purple trousers instead of red and green
This Christmas I want something I never had
Cause Santa's got a brand new bag

Now, I got to got to find out how
To make him want to settle down
I've got a big fat kiss right at the top of my list
So we can build a little candy home
And have a few elves of our own
I want to sneak a peek at my surprise
And see tradition metamorphasize

He's given up the cookies and he's slimming down
He bought a little bungalow in Tinsel Town
This Christmas I want something I never had
Cause Santa's got a brand new bag

As he finds his Zen down on the kitchen floor
He lights a fat Cohiba from his humidor
This Christmas I want something I never had

Cause Santa's got a brand new bag

He's got a Richenbacher and he's bleached his hair
He's rockin to the rhythm with a Latin flair
This Christmas I want something I've never had
Cause Santa's got a brand new bag

He's reading Socrates and cooking French cuisine
He's pictured on the front of money magazine
This Christmas I want something I've never had
Cause Santa's got a brand new
Santa's got, Santa's got a brand new bag  

[xwhateverxdudex]

LOL
FUN !!!  

[Rinioa]

ROFLMAO!
Nope. That's sort of the pun behind my Rufus the Cat // Santa Baby signature I had put together. Since ...I was dressed as a girl-Rufus the Cat. rofl blaugh

..............Whaat?? lmao! Just the first verse ..jeez. lmao.
Wow. I will stick with Silent Night. rofl rofl rofl rofl

x-x-x-x-x Rinioa x-x-x-x-x

 

[purpleravenhawk]

Ooh, I didn't even think of that, lol.

Yeah, that whole song is funny. xd I think my fave line, tho, is "I want to sneak a peek at my surprise." eek blaugh  

[Rinioa]

Hahahahaha! Yeah!! xD!

x-x-x-x-x Love Always, Rinioa x-x-x-x-x

 

[xwhateverxdudex]

I love songs like this.
Wierd and yet, awesome ^.^