My kittys favorite song. It goes to the tune of On Top Of Spagetti:
On top of Mt. Rushmore,
All covered in blood,
I shot an old geezer,
With a sixty for stud.
I turned on the TV,
But he wasn't dead,
So I got a bazooka,
And blew of his head.
I went to his funeral,
I went to his grave,
Everybody threw flowers,
But I threw a granade!