.... Enhance your pets?

[big jug hot cheese]

Not as believable as cloning them lol, but if you could enhance your pet what would you? I .... .. I am tossing up between making my dog a walking vending machine or put a monitor in her belly so i can use the internet while she sleeps on my lap....

Or if your dog could turn into Optimus Prime.... ?  

[Fire 0ak]

Maybe a dog/cat that would birth all the year's latest electronics I desired.
...Lets go with psychically materialize, yeah that sounds less painful.  

[big jug hot cheese]

Fire 0ak

Maybe a dog/cat that would birth all the year's latest electronics I desired.
...Lets go with psychically materialize, yeah that sounds less painful.

lol if it birthed a blender  

[water_spirit]

Nothing as extravagant as that. Just maybe volume button so they dont freak me out when they bark so late at night at nothing.  

[Fire 0ak]

water_spirit

Nothing as extravagant as that. Just maybe volume button so they dont freak me out when they bark so late at night at nothing.

Oh I never thought of that! surprised That would make the perfect pet.  

[SuchSweetSadism]

A cat or dog that had chemical waste-eater for stomach fluid and never needed to poop.

I can deal with piss though.


My pup is a rather big girl and those poops aren't getting smaller. =/  

[Dea Ex]

I'm going to go with Water Spirit's volume idea. It's simple, and anything above that is just creepy, in my opinion. Oh, wait! I would love some sort of barometer, like in the sims, that tells when my dogs are hungry and need to poop. This way I could find the best times to feed them, and make sure to get them outside before they poop in the house.... Mainly because one is thirteen now, and not only can't retain anything, but she refuses to go outside in the snow or rain unless it's an emergency. I don't blame her, but how am I supposed to know exactly when she has to go?

 

[Fire 0ak]

The Empty Child

I'm going to go with Water Spirit's volume idea. It's simple, and anything above that is just creepy, in my opinion. Oh, wait! I would love some sort of barometer, like in the sims, that tells when my dogs are hungry and need to poop. This way I could find the best times to feed them, and make sure to get them outside before they poop in the house.... Mainly because one is thirteen now, and not only can't retain anything, but she refuses to go outside in the snow or rain unless it's an emergency. I don't blame her, but how am I supposed to know exactly when she has to go?

That's a really great idea too. Very practical.  

[That Shroomin Stoner]

I'd get my pets a human brain chip that, when installed, would give them the brain capacity of a human. He will learn to use the toilet, prepare his own meals and even walk himself. I may have to sew on opposable thumbs....  

[forever a fawn]

And after all...


Harpoon gun on my dog's back...


...You're my wonderwall.

 

[HopelessRomantic44]

how about sharks with laser beams on their heads so they can kill a man from a mile away and the smell of blood will lead them to their prey ! biggrin  

[nannerbread]

if my new pup could understand language thatd be more than enough, then he would be easier to train, he would know what you wanted and probably wouldnt ever pee in the house. thatd be grand.  

[John Obake]

I want a flying cat. I'm pretty sure it would be my undoing. Still a cat with the ability to fly would be awesome.  

[John Obake]

I would teach Aidan to play zOMG or Booty Grab.