BUT I'M HAVING A BIT OF TROUBLE.
Here's what I have so far:
Audio Version: http://www.box.net/shared/yo02e4i7i4
Quote:
Phoenix Wright vs Edgeworth Rap Battle
Judge: Alright, court is now in session. For the many years I have served as judge in this courtroom, I have never seen a turnout such as this. I can't believe I am saying this, but I will hand down a verdict in favor of whoever...Can lay the sickest beat?
That sounds awfully unhealthy. In any case, is the prosecution ready?
Edgeworth: Yes, your honor. As much as I hate to admit it.
Judge: And is the defense prepared as well?
Phoenix: Hellz yeah, dawg.
Judge: Excuse me...?
Phoenix: Yo, man! Listen to me now, G. Imma be spittin' some mad fly rhymes all up in this court room.
Judge: ...English, Mr. Wright.
Phoenix: -ahem- Sorry...The defense is ready your honor.
Judge: Then let's begin. Mr. Edgeworth, your opening statement, please.
Edgeworth: If I must...
Now listen up,
The defendant here is guilty
And I can prove it if you listen to my story
It was a murder, as you all may know
Just sit back, while Edgey tells the story, bro!
It all happened 'bout a week ago
Not far from here
In fact it's just a stone's throw
At the park is where it all went down
The victim was struck
On the top of his crow-
Phoenix: Objection!
The prosecution's lying
He's just attempting to get his lyrics flying
But just sit back and relax,
I'll spit the lyrics to the max
And I'll lay down all the REAL ******** facts
Judge: Mr. Wright! If you could watch your words!
Phoenix: Sorry, Judge, my rhymes just like flying like birds
So, as I was saying,
My client here is NOT guilty
And I can prove if you listen to MY story
I have the evidence to prove my side
And it is all I need to prove you lied
Miss Witness!
Witness: Yes?
Phoenix: Do you have anything to say
before I make a flow so sick
It'll blow you away?
Judge: Alright, court is now in session. For the many years I have served as judge in this courtroom, I have never seen a turnout such as this. I can't believe I am saying this, but I will hand down a verdict in favor of whoever...Can lay the sickest beat?
That sounds awfully unhealthy. In any case, is the prosecution ready?
Edgeworth: Yes, your honor. As much as I hate to admit it.
Judge: And is the defense prepared as well?
Phoenix: Hellz yeah, dawg.
Judge: Excuse me...?
Phoenix: Yo, man! Listen to me now, G. Imma be spittin' some mad fly rhymes all up in this court room.
Judge: ...English, Mr. Wright.
Phoenix: -ahem- Sorry...The defense is ready your honor.
Judge: Then let's begin. Mr. Edgeworth, your opening statement, please.
Edgeworth: If I must...
Now listen up,
The defendant here is guilty
And I can prove it if you listen to my story
It was a murder, as you all may know
Just sit back, while Edgey tells the story, bro!
It all happened 'bout a week ago
Not far from here
In fact it's just a stone's throw
At the park is where it all went down
The victim was struck
On the top of his crow-
Phoenix: Objection!
The prosecution's lying
He's just attempting to get his lyrics flying
But just sit back and relax,
I'll spit the lyrics to the max
And I'll lay down all the REAL ******** facts
Judge: Mr. Wright! If you could watch your words!
Phoenix: Sorry, Judge, my rhymes just like flying like birds
So, as I was saying,
My client here is NOT guilty
And I can prove if you listen to MY story
I have the evidence to prove my side
And it is all I need to prove you lied
Miss Witness!
Witness: Yes?
Phoenix: Do you have anything to say
before I make a flow so sick
It'll blow you away?
FRUSTRATION
Any suggestions on what I have so far?
