Who am I?

[ZooboomafuSaboteur]

To Succeed:

1.) Describe me without using my name. My name is dsfiDrUnKPuNK2datuesday
2.) Hardtack. Yes.
3.) Never Hardtack.
4.) Last on page 0 gets 10, kay? (not 10k.)
5.) 7th on page 11, 14th on page 26 and 3rd on page 58 get 5,234g. Yeahp.

Must follow all criteria. (no calli ng me iDrUnKPuNK2datuesd ay

You may now call yourself iDrUnKPuNK2datues. A beautiful name.  

[Unit Blue]

But it says in your signature that your Zooboomafu... umm...

I will now attempt to act clueless....

-Is Clueless-  

[ADreamForTheDead]

Hullo

 

[Unit Blue]

Oh, if we're supposed to describe Zoomboomafu with that criteria, without using his real name, don't know what hardtrack means, and last on page 0 gets number 10 which is after number 9, making him lucky to survive the maniac aliens trying to kill them.... anyways...

I shall now attempt to describe you in a "I don't know how to do this" way

Q: Who am I?

A: You are not an "I" but a "We".  

[ADreamForTheDead]

you are an it  

[ZooboomafuSaboteur]

An 'it'? Blasphemy! Don't make me headbutt you! With my HEAD. But that shouldn't be a surprise.  

[EnaLeFay]

You are the mask man, a.k.a "The One Who We Can't Use His Name".