I can't contain...
Okay so I was at Busche gardens, right?
Me and my mom wanted to get Caricatures done of us. (Caricatures are funny pictures people draw of you with big heads)
So my mom got hers done and she looked like a poodle and shark hybrid, but she said it was worth it, watching me laugh as the guy did it.
Okay, so I sit down and while he is drawing, my mom is making faces behind him.
She mouths, "It looks terrible, even worse then mine."
She says aloud, "You look like a duck... xD"
I laughed and then 5 seconds later, her eyes pop out of her head.
She goes, "You look like the Wicked Witch of the West."
Though that may sound funny, I find that very offensive.
My mom goes, "What if we don't like the picture?"
The guy doing the Caricatures, goes, "Oh you don't like it?"
And my mom says, "Well it isn't very... Flattering. In the lightest sense."
So the guy rips off the sheet and puts it away.
Mom asks, "You aren't going to start another one?"
And the dude goes, "Well that is the way I see her."
Me and my mom both FLIPPED OUT.
The way you see me is as the Wicked Witch of the West??!!
HOW RUDE, I MEAN COME ON.
YOU DON'T SAY THAT TO A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL YOU retard!.
(Btw another lady did a pic for me and it was beautiful but I am still pissed at that guy)
...My love for you.
