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[sung to 'billy the theme park shark' by Arrogant worms]
I'm a Elk, I'm a Elk, Prancing in the fields, I'm a Elk, I'm a Elk, And I like pie too. I'm a Elk, I'm a Elk, I'm smarter than a Diedrich, I only have three thoughts and they are: eat, Murder, ...pie.
(He's a elk, he's a elk,) I was sitting in my shop, (He's a elk, he's a elk,) I got startled by a gaian. A pie contest was held, And i signed up as Carl and I'm a murderous elk.
Carl, the Murderous Elk, Killing people left and right who walk into my shop. Carl, the Murderous Elk, He doesn't look like a killer, but he's gonna kill us .
The sight of blood always puts me in a frenzy, Now I wish I could eat pie...
I'm a Elk, I'm a Elk, I'm prancing in the fields, I'm a elk, I'm a elk, I kill for food, I get three customers a day and maybe an extra on the weekend And I'm the only Elk I know who has a Insurance plan. Who has a Insurance plan.
Carl, the murderous Elk, running after people to kill them, Carl, the murderous Elk, He doesn't look like a killer, but He's gonna kill us.
I'm a Elk, I'm a Elk, But I'm not in my natural habitat, He's mean and quick and kinda chubby, But he's angry you're here. I hope these activists don't attempt to capture him, Cause he would just kill them.
The sight of blood puts him in a frenzy, Now it means that it's time to clean the sidewalk.
Carl, the Murderous elk Murdering people who walk into his shop, Carl, the murderous Elk,
He doesn't look like a killer, but hes gonna kill us.
Oh, Carl, (Carl) Carl, (Carl) The number one cause of death in Gaia. Carl, (Carl) Carl, (Carl) The majestic elk!
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