The Carl Circle

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burnt skittles!

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Servant of the Knight

Hey Carl, how about a pie or a little sister or maybe even a dinosaur instead of a pom-pom? Pom-poms are high in trans fat! We don't want you getting problems from eating too much plastic, now do we?
*offers a pie*

*Carl continues to gnaw on Alarias' pom-pom*

*gives Carl another Pineapple*

*Carl stops chewing on Alarias' pom pom and starts gnawing on the pineapple*  

[burnt skittles!]

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Alarias

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No? No pie... gonk

Okay...a cheer then?

Who's the elk we all adore?
Who's the one we all root for?
Carl! Carl! Carl!
Who's the greatest all around?
Who's the greatest to be found?
Carl! Carl! Carl!
Who's the beast with loads of style?
Who's the champ that makes us smile?
Carl! Carl! Carl!
Wooooo! Carl! *tugs on pompoms desperately*

*stops chewing on pompoms and chews on skittles' pineapple*

Yey! *jumps for joy and Pineapples...and Carl of coarse*  

[Servant of the Knight]

So, Carl... When is the mass marriage taking place, so we can all finally be part of your magnificent harem? Or have we already been married without me knowing about it?  

[Alarias]

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*stops chewing on pompoms and chews on skittles' pineapple*

eek *runs away as quickly as possible without startling the feeding elk*  

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Servant of the Knight

So, Carl... When is the mass marriage taking place, so we can all finally be part of your magnificent harem? Or have we already been married without me knowing about it?

*Carl glares at you in confusion. He doesn't understand the human custom "marriage". Carl puts on a veil and offers you a bouquet of ring bearers*  

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Alarias

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*stops chewing on pompoms and chews on skittles' pineapple*

eek *runs away as quickly as possible without startling the feeding elk*

*Carl finishes up his pineapple and notices that you have disappeared. He bugles sadly*  

[Flame Illusion]

Carl! I need help choosing which stocks to invest in! Help!  

[Servant of the Knight]

YAY! *dances* I get to be part of an elk-with-a-veil's harem!
*takes the bouquet* Aww... I get a bouquet of ring-bearer people! They're so little, to make a bouquet of them... I found Frodo!
*picks Frodo from the bouquet*  

[Alarias]

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Alarias

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*stops chewing on pompoms and chews on skittles' pineapple*

eek *runs away as quickly as possible without startling the feeding elk*

*Carl finishes up his pineapple and notices that you have disappeared. He bugles sadly*

*hears the sad bugle and reluctantly returns* I have guild matters to see to. sad I'll come back later and let you chew on my pompoms again. Certainly wouldn't want to invoke your wrath ^_^;  

[burnt skittles!]

Servant of the Knight

YAY! *dances* I get to be part of an elk-with-a-veil's harem!
*takes the bouquet* Aww... I get a bouquet of ring-bearer people! They're so little, to make a bouquet of them... I found Frodo!
*picks Frodo from the bouquet*

Frodo! *runs over to meet Frodo*  

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Flame Illusion

Carl! I need help choosing which stocks to invest in! Help!

*Carl goes off and grazes. It seems he's hinting towards putting all your money on the grass company.*  

[Servant of the Knight]

So, Frodo, how's your uncle doing?...  

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Alarias

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Alarias

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*stops chewing on pompoms and chews on skittles' pineapple*

eek *runs away as quickly as possible without startling the feeding elk*

*Carl finishes up his pineapple and notices that you have disappeared. He bugles sadly*

*hears the sad bugle and reluctantly returns* I have guild matters to see to. sad I'll come back later and let you chew on my pompoms again. Certainly wouldn't want to invoke your wrath ^_^;

*Carl nods his head in approval. He likes to see people working for his cause*  

[Servant of the Knight]

So, Carl, how are those magnificent antlers doing these days?  

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omg Carl <3