Once upon a time there was a little elk named Carl....
Carl had always been a clumsy little fawn, tripping on sticks and toadstools. All the forest animals made fun of the poor little dear. (haha dear, deer :p) One day he was playing in a flower field when some mean elk children started laughing at him and calling him girly names such as Fern. He was so distraught that he ran away from the herd. While running, he stumbled upon something that a hunter had left behind....some PLUTONIUM! (i think thats how its spelled) anyways....he fell face first into this nasty liquid! When he opened his eyes he noticed that there was light hitting a tree trunk. Panicked, Carl started running around freaking out! He came to some water and tried to calm himself down by taking a drink, when he lowered his head to the water he saw his reflection....and saw that he now had GLOWING EYES! Angry because of the young elk calling him names, and because he now had glowing eyes he hid in the forest. After many years of living secluded in the forest, Carl realized he needed money for better food than grass. He dicided he needed to open a store. Opening this store brought many people into the forest, and Carl knew that hunters would come as well. He was not frightened though, he knew that no hunter would dare to shoot him for he was so terrifying! Instead, when the hunters came he made them a deal. If they would take revenge unpon those bully elk from his childhood then he would give them a 10% discount. So the hunters came, bargained, and began hunting, and Carl was somewhat happy. The end.