My a** (Open)

[Pelvic Sorcery]

This RP takes place in the Devon's a**, where all sorts of wildlife dwell. From toucans, to narwhals. Even animals once believed to be extinct, like dinosaurs and unicorns. The only rule is, no furries.  

[Pelvic Sorcery]

Chris Hansen pushed through the overgrown jungles of Devon's a** wearing an orange jumpsuit and the pelt of a furry coated in blood of others slain. He came upon a table with various pots of tea from smallest to largest. They were all filled with furfag blood. He lifted the smallest of them, and took a large sip.  

[rachel-superstar]

Rachel came along to the jungle where Deavon was and took all of his tea kicking it out of his hand. she then smiled at him and said "ha"  

[Pelvic Sorcery]

Out of pure rage, Chris Hansen drew bee wings and ascended into the air, firing a rainbow orbital cannon out of his mouth. "I'mah firin mah lazah! BWAAAAH!"  

[rachel-superstar]

Rachel looked as her arm feel to the ground. she then droped to the ground herself in pain. "you are a jerk"  

[Pelvic Sorcery]

Chris Hansen felt no remorse, but reluctantly he apologized. Doing so, his body overloaded on stress and he exploded into a flurry of blood and confetti. However, as it hit the ground, it gathered into a small pile and became a small ladybug. "The ********?" said the lady bug, Chris Hansen.  

[Lavita_E_Bellax0]

Devon has many things in his a**, not to mention 2 hairy gay men who he wants to bump uglies with. Poor Devon bumps uglies everynight with these gay men because he has a gaping a*****e ):  

[rachel-superstar]

rachel saw the weird guy turn into a lady bug. "aww how cute" she then crushed it and smiled like this biggrin  

[Pelvic Sorcery]

The crushed ladybug reminded Devon of his childhood, because as a child he often attempted to have sex with insects. He was an insectsexual, and he would always fail and end up crushing the bug.  

[rachel-superstar]

rachel flicked the bug off her hand. "that will teach you!" she telled before jumping on the bug over and over ad over and over and over and over and over again!