We start out our story with a time before Carl was born, it has been told that Carl's parents were a lovely couple without qualm. But we all know that in elk communities such a thing never occurs. The great male Bull Elk of the northern herds are usually fierce fighters. Playing war games amonst themselves to win the love of all the women in the herd.
Carl's Father had few problems, He wasn't a smoker, he didn't drink often, and he occasionally gambled. But his one true vice was Sex. Carl's father was in fact a sex addict. After gaining control of the herd, Carls father mated with more Cows than he could count.
As a result of this Polygamy, the relationships in the herd were strained. Carls mother was frequently seeking out his father asking
Mooooueoeooooouuuuuu Eueeewuuuueeeee!!!
This roughly translated to:
"Don't you love me more then all the other girls..."
Carl's Father was usually too busy trying to fornicate with other cows to reply, but when he did get a chance he usually snorted, grunted, and proceeded to ravage Carl's Mom as though she was his slave...
Today such a relationship might be considered abusive, but Bull Elk's are usually only good for fighting and mating. Little did anyone know, Carl would develop another special skill... Murder....
On the day of Carl's birth his mother was distraught, trying to figure out how to win back the affection of his abusive father. Carl burst into the world, and while his mother did her best. His father was no where to be seen. Carl was born practically a b*****d. As the mating season came to a close Carl's father became enraged that the Cows were no longer in Heat. He would crush saplings with his massive antlers and even killed a cow who tried to make him pay child support. As such a young calf, growing up in such an abusive situation scarred young Carl.
Carl had a father who didn't even know his name, a broken family, and no real home. The herd was constantly on the move. After being weened away from his mothers milk, Carl eventually learned to graze. With so many new half brothers and sisters, food was difficult to find without leaving the safety of the herd. An Elk can only do so much...
Carl started out confused and hurt about his father, But as he entered adolesence, he bacame depressed and angry...
TO BE CONTINUED...
Carl's Crew
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