Star Wars vs Lord of the Rings (fun RP): you've been warned!

[ayukichan]

Let the flaming commence!

*Storm Troopers bring out guns, Orcs draw swords*

Note: just fool around however you like. This is a parody after all. Nothing serious. Hint: Weird Al and Monty Python references welcome! twisted  

[ayukichan]

Aragorn: I thought Sauron was done for?

Legolas: he is, but Middle Earth has been invaded by some unknown army!

Gimli: alas, stupid lasers are no match for a dwarf!

C3PO: Why hello!

R2D2: *beeps*

Aragorn: What are those things?

Legolas: Looks like they belong to Gandalf....

C3PO: Who? Dear oh dear, and I thought the Jedi were our masters.....  

[Severez]

An orc comes along sneaking behind a huge rock.

R2D2: Boop beep bop bopity beepity booooooooooooooop.

Random Orc: Such and easy target *orc laugh*

The orc come up behind R2D2 and gets PWNED by R2D2

R2D2: Beeeeeeep, sucker boop