Post Your Most Random Quote!

[Hakeshimaru-kun]

Mine is:
Sometimes when im alone in my room i like to sit in the corner and act like a banana. Dont judge me.  

[Gurotsuki]

Oh shyet.

 

[Vuos]

I don't use the XBOX to play games!  

[Vuos]

OR: You're so pretty! I wish I were that pretty, but, alas, I am not the kind of guy that can pull off "pretty." I'm a DROP DEAD FREAKING GORGEOUS person, but I'm not pretty...  

[Confetti Cupcakez]

Hhhmmm... mine would have to be:
'Go find a big fat PURPLE unicorn and pet its butt. Then eat a chocolate coin at the end of a rainbow.'
That was to cheer someone up.

 

[thoughts of thoughts]

EAT DA POO POO.
YOUR FACE GODAMNIT!  

[yokokurama9000]

(my friend's sister and I shouting off animal sounds)
Her:Oink
Me:woof
Her:meow
Me razz enguin noise!
Her: *laughs so hard she farts*
Me: o.o You win.  

[Sumirae Blackfall]

"BOOM BANANA GRENADE"  

[A TOXIC JUJUBE]

"LOOK OUT FOR THOSE SHANAYNAYS"

or

"FLIPPSY!!! THE FLIPPING DOG OF DOOM!!!!"

 

[Aquamere]

there is a p***s carved in the desk  

[FangirlFTW]

Have you shaven your kiwi today?