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I got this idea from a fan fiction by Kitty and the Chocobo Warrior Their ((yes its stated somewhere in the fanfic there's two authoresses)) fanfic is based on the idea of what the first Golden Sun team did during the second Golden Sun team's journey in Golden Sun The Lost Age. My fanfic/parody takes the chars Isaac, Garet, Ivan and Mia's personality from Kitty and the Chocobo Warrior's fanfic and amps it up by a randomness of 10 to the power of 10. I'm not trying to rip off Kitty and the Chocobo Warrior's idea I'm merely writing this fanfic as a tribute since their fanfic is where I get my inspiration for my behavior here! Yup, yup it's because of a fanfic I'm so hyper and idiotic! =D

One last thing: For those who don't know what Golden Sun or Golden Sun The Lost Age is it's an RPG for the Gameboy Advance that plays similar to a crossover between Pokemon and Final Fantasy ((Pokemon part comes from collecting creatures known as Djinn or elemental beings much like Gnome and Undine. 72 of them to be exact...Final Fantasy part comes from the sheer fact that it's a turn based RPG with random monster encounters and leveling up)) This is also written like a script because it's also the script for a Youtube project I'm working on called “Golden Sun Parody Fandub”

*Warning* May contain random stupidity and uncensored profanity. The uncensored profanity won't start until certain characters appear just so you know >w> I'll keep it at a minimum just to be safe I promise! OwO

Okay without further adieu it's time to get ya Game On!

((Opening from American Yu-gi-oh! GX dub plays))

...Sorry aboot that migraine folks! OwO



Scene: None because it's dark!

Dora: Isaac dear wake up!

Isaac: Dot, dot, dot

Dora: Please wake up!

Isaac: Dot, dot, dot

Scene: Dora is in Isaac's room with her hand out ready to cast Slap Psynergy

Dora: What do you mean “5 more minutes!” Get up now or I'll Slap you with my Psynergy!

Isaac: Exclamation point!

((Isaac quickly gets out of bed))

Dora: Now don't forget your tunic! It's wet outside! ((says that with a cheery smile))

Isaac: Dot, dot, dot

Dora: Oh yeah and there's a boulder threatening to crush us.

Isaac: Dot, dot, dot question mark exclamation point?!

Scene: Golden Sun Parody Fandub Opening

Kyle: ((in a drunken slur)) Dora, Isaac hurry! The Mount Aleph could fall at any minute! ((hiccups))

Scene: As Dora and her young son Isaac start to leave their house water falls from the ceiling and puts out a candle

Isaac: Exclamation point!

Scene: Kyle, Dora and Isaac walk out of their house and into a storm

Kyle: ((in a drunken slur)) Hey Isaac I want you go to the village square and take shelter! Your mother and I are gonna go do something someplace else...Now I'm gonna puke on that rock!

((Kyle pukes on a rock))

Isaac: Dot, dot, dot shiver shudder

Scene: Young Isaac's parents Dora and Kyle had already left to go do the Fann Dango and the lad had wandered off

Isaac: Question Mark?

Scene: A young spiky red haired kid named Garet is tugging feverishly at a rope tied to a chest, grunting so hard it sounds like he's constipated

Garet: Nnng! Nnng!

Isaac: Dot, dot, dot Question Mark?

Garet: What does it look like I'm doing? I'm trying to save my things Isaac! ((grunts and tugs rope while saying this))

Isaac: Dot, dot, dot

Scene: Isaac tries to leave his idiotic friend but remembers Garet owes him 9,000 gold coins and decides to go back

Garet: What? You're saying I should save my own life? ((screams and grunts loudly like a car revving up while tugging the rope)) Come on!

Scene: Garet drops the rope and pants heavily

Garet: You now what? You're right Isaac! Let's a-go!

Scene: Lazy Transition! =D ((Final Fantasy 10 Victory Fanfare))

Scene: Mount Aleph starts to fall but the village minor elders and a dude use Psynergy to hold it back

Random Dude: ((like a Cowboy hick)) Yeeehoo! Hurry up boys! You're almost to the village square!

Garet: We better listen!

Scene: Another Lazy Transition! =D ((Final Fantasy 10 Victory Fanfare))

Scene: Young Isaac had wondered off again and finds a random guy on the ground that's injured

Isaac: Dot, dot, dot Question Mark?

Random Dude #2: Boulder...smashed gate...Monsters everywhere...It looks like I'm gonna die right?

Scene: The words Yes and No pop up and Isaac can't decide until he gets an idea and selects Yes

Isaac: Smirk ((says this while selecting yes because it's a satire! =D))

Random Dude #2: Oh...okay...hurry...to...squaaaaare...((beat))Enix

Garet: Wow Isaac we just saw someone die!

Isaac: Smile!

Scene: Isaac and Garet try to hurry to the village square until they're ambushed by a Vermin monster

Isaac: Question Mark?

Garet: Ah! Monsters!

((Phillips CD-i Ganon shouts, “You must die!” as Garet hits the Vermin monster with his machete))

Isaac: Exclamation Point!

Scene: Isaac hits the monster with his own machete, killing it

Scene: The music makes sense now! =D ((Final Fantasy 10 Victory Fanfare))

Scene: Isaac and Garet had wondered down the mountain until they hear a young girl's voice

Jenna: No! Onii-chan!

Scene: Felix, Jenna's older brother, has fallen in a river, is holding onto a pole that's somehow standing perfectly fine in the raging river and falls under the current. Jenna panics and Kyle takes multiple swigs of his Hermes' Water. Felix resurfaces and the drowning boy's father is trying to tell Kyle something

Kyle: ((in a drunken slur)) Huh? Uh what? That rope won't reach! Quick! Find someone with uh what was it called again? Oh yeah Psynergy! ((hiccups and guffaws))

Dora: Alright let's go Jenna!

Jenna: Yes ma'am...

Scene: Dora and Jenna leave to go find help but stops to discuss their actions

Dora: I'll look up north and you go check the plaza!

Jenna: Uuuuuuuh! Okaaaaaaaaaaay!

Scene: Dora runs into Isaac and Garet while Jenna left for the plaza

Dora: Oh my God Isaac! Is that you?!

Isaac: Question Mark?

Dora: You and Garet just saw what happened right?

Isaac: Dot, dot, dot

Dora: Well Felix is drowning and Jenna and I are looking for help. You and Garet are gonna help save Felix right?

Isaac: Smirk

Scene: Isaac chooses No because it's still a satire! =D

Dora: Growl! Do you want a beating Isaac?!

Scene: Dora leaves to go up North

Garet: Wow your mom's a b***h Isaac!

Isaac: Smile!

Scene: One last Lazy Transition! =D ((Final Fantasy 10 Victory Fanfare))

Isaac: Hmm? Question Mark?

Johnny: I did naht hit hurr! It's naht tru! It's bull s**t! I did naht hit hurr! I did naht! ((tosses water bottle)) Oh hi Mark

Garet's Grandpa: ((Speaks gibberish and so his dialog appears as subtitles)) Oh you boys came to help Jenna?

Isaac: Boner!

Garet's Grandpa: Wonderful! Oh Yoric!

Yoric: Oh Ya!

Garet's Grandpa: Accompany these kids and don't molest them!

Yoric: Oh Ya! I heard you Mein Fuhrer

Garet: Grandpaaaaa? You're scaring meeeee

Isaac: Shiver shudder

Scene: I'm a lying whore! =D ((Final Fantasy 10 Victory Fanfare))

Dora: Oh you're back! Did you bring help?

Isaac: Dot, dot, dot

Dora: Well get your asses over here and save Felix!

Scene: The Mount Aleph Boulder comes crashing down

Mount Aleph Boulder: I be in your village crushing your family!

Scene: Boulder has smashed the house that Kyle and both of Jenna and Felix's parents were standing around while trying to save Felix. Felix is missing and so are the parents

Isaac: Dot, dot, dot

Isaac: Exclamation Point!

Scene: Isaac runs away

Garet: Isaac! Come back! I'm cold, wet and horny!

Scene: Garet follows Isaac with a raging boner

Saturos: Mmmm...Blah, blah Sanctum!

Scene: A blue skinned man named Saturos appears on a ledge above Isaac

Menardi: Oh ho, ho, ho! Blah, blah Storm!

Scene: And now a woman known as Menardi appears right beside Saturos

Saturos: Mmmm Blah, blah Boner-rific!

Menardi: Oh ho, ho, ho! Blah, blah Elemental Stars!

Isaac: Dot, dot, dot

Garet: Miga Nala Quista!

Scene: Saturos and Menardi walk over to Isaac and Garet

Saturos: Mmmm...Were you little boys eavesdropping on us?

Isaac: Dot, dot, dot smirk?

((Isaac nervously chooses No as an answer in the game because it is still, still a satire! =D))

Saturos: Mmmm I think you're lying and that makes me FURIOUS, OUTRAGED, SICK WITH ANGER!

Menardi: Oh ho, ho, ho! Time for the little boys to go beddy bye!

Scene: Mysterious Woman and Mysterious Man appear because Isaac and Garet don't know who they are! =D

Isaac: Shiver

Isaac: Exclamation point!

Scene: Isaac attacks Mysterious Man/Saturos with his machete

Menardi: Oh ho, ho, ho! Death Scythe!

Scene: Menardi hits Garet with her scythe while the Reaper appears in the background

Garet: Ow! My brain!

Saturos: ((evil hammy laughter like he's a yokel)) Die you brats! Fireball!

Isaac: Exclamation Point!

Scene: Isaac gets hit with a Fireball Psynergy and joins Garet on the ground as unconscious victims. Saturos and Menardi then hop away

Garet: I have the weirdest boner right now!

And here's the first episode for a comparison! =D Tell me what ya think! :3

EDIT apparently that warning will have to do since I was trying to post this in the mature section for safety reasons >w>