Why do people not like the the announcements?

[Redds]

I like them. They're like the caresses of a stranger through a barred window when I sleep at night. They make me feel secure yet exhilirated. Like a joyride. They let me know I'm not alone, even if it's true. Each announcement is like a squeezy wormhole to nirvana, or some derivative. My heart skips a beat like a crush glancing in your direction when I see an announcement, because I know it's going to be from BOO. Like excitement that never happens, but it does.

Please don't stop. You are what keep me going.  

[Awakening Shiro]

With metaphors like that, you should write books.  

[Redds]

Writing books for me is like pleasuring yourself. You get the high, and then you get real low, realising; that is all you have. And there is no one around you to help you through, share the experience or celebrate the success with.